Balls are Drowning

you gotta take a piss so bad its drowning your balls

dude, wheres the next rest stop my balls are drowning!!

by Kiernan January 25, 2008

fever balls

The ache and pain in your testicles that occurs when suffering through a fever. Similar to having a brick dropped on each testicle individually.

Fever testicle pain achefever balls

by Scrotofabulious February 25, 2014

Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette

To receive a traditional, wonderfully stimulating Tossed Salad from a willing male or female partner but with the added zest, aroma and the tangy taste of one's Ballsamic Vinagrette added into the mix.

Carl's girlfriend loved to give a good Tossed Salad. She especially enjoyed last night's Toss because prior to it, she and Carl had ravenous, hot, sweaty, post-work out, sex whereby an excessive amount of sweat and sex juice had flowed from Carl's ballsack and grundle and that tangy Ballsamic Vinagrette covered his Brown Turtleneck and made his o ring exceptionally ripe and pungent allowing her to thoroughly enjoy a Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2015

busting one's balls

"balls" is refering to someone's ego

so busting someone's balls would be making them insecure in some way

busting one's balls could be messing with them, annoying them, teasing them, embarrasing them, etc.

they use this phrase a lot in the movie "The Goodfellas"

by Josh June 24, 2006

trippin balls

a higher level of tripin out

I was trippin balls waching Alice In
Wonderland last night.



Originated in Naples FL

by Nick Santora April 11, 2005

Balls To You

The best greeting ever. Once said by Liza Minnelli, and reviewed by Ray William Johnson, has become the most formal greeting ever.

Bob: Hey Bill, balls to you!
Bill: Thanks Bob, balls to you as well. *Tips his hat*

by Urban Dictionary January 11, 2011

Balls in the pants

When someone wants to ask someone out, you put "the balls in the pants". Mostly used for girls who want to ask out a guy. Can also be used for a guy who has been longing for a girl for a long time but doesn't have the balls to confess.
Variations can be just saying the phrase, or putting super balls in each pocket to give you courage.

Jocelyn: I really really really like him but I can't tell him. What if he says no? What should I do.
Jasmine: I think it's time for you to put the balls in the pants.

by No one loves the middle child March 31, 2009