beer crisper

the bottom drawer in a refrigerator used as the main place to store beer.

who the hell needs a whole drawer for celery and pears? my bud light seems to work better in the beer crisper.

by Stephan Martinez February 18, 2009

beer ear

When a person has had too much to drink and he misinterprets what is said.

Waitress: "Would you like some more coffee"
Beer Ear wearer: "Did you say you are part of the mafia"
Friend: "Don't pay attention to him he has Beer Ear"

by Sean and Eric November 6, 2007

beer bulimia

Disorder where the alcohol consumer always throws up after a night of partying; not once in a while, but every time.

Damn it! I can't drink without throwing up. I think I have beer bulimia. Oh well, I guess I won't have a beer gut then.

by hellokitty117 January 20, 2008

beer commercial

managing to get laid by or a 5-cap from a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead in the same night.

You: Man, you were on fire last night, I saw you leave with the blonde AND the brunette.
Me: You missed the redhead that came by before we went out to make it a beer commercial.

by J. Smooth March 28, 2008

beer ears

A condition in which the afflicted is so drunk that he/she finds members of the opposite sex to be interesting and capable conversationalists, only to discover later, when sober, that they cannot stand listening to said person speak.

Dude, I called that blonde chick from the party last weekend, she was so annoying, i must have been wearing beer ears.

by lilmatt666 February 12, 2009

Beerarrhea

A condition in which feces are discharged from the bowels frequently and in liquid form. Said feces smell of beer and is brought on from drinking way to much beer the night before. Is usually accompanied by a hangover.

Yo brah ... after drinking all that PBR last night, I've got a bad case of beerarrhea this morning.

by Rainier42 February 5, 2010

Beer Stickin

simply put, the act of taking a beer stick to the dome.

Thank god chief was their to lend a helping shoulder, not to cry on, but to use for beer stickin.

by Daddy Grean Jeans October 9, 2009