Band Name

Something that high school musicians seem to spend an eternity settling on, and often resorting to random phrases, in jokes, and in the case of death metal bands a word to do with disease, death or witchcraft

Drummer: Dude we should totally name the band 'Ninjas on fire.'

Bassist: No loser that's a terrible band name, no one will take us seriously we'll never make it with a name like that.

Guitarist: You guys realize we can't play any songs and all we did was make a MySpace right?

by ChucklesMginty February 28, 2009

shit-ass band

A band that sucks.

D12 is a shit-ass band.

by Anonymous August 8, 2003

Pennsauken Marching Band

The Pennsauken Marching Band is The Marching Band at Pennsauken High School. Its the only school in the north where "halftime is game time". While the pride for most other sporting events are lack luster at best Pennsauken proudly boast about having the most obnoxious loud and crazy fan base possible lead by the proud parents of these marching bruisers. While no actual physical altercations have broken out in its history they're not afraid to get in anyones face if you look at them the wrong way.

Freakin run its the Pennsauken Marching Band.

by Don DeNezio December 21, 2008

rock band

1. A group of people, most commonly three to five in number, who regularly congregate for the purpose of making music that will hopefully make them rich and famous and get them laid.

2. A video game for the Xbox 360 that allows a person to simulate the experience of being in a rock band. One can either sing or play guitar, bass, or drums. Can be played with everyone together in one room or separately online. Akin to what being in an actual rock band would be like if you only played covers and had more cheet on your shirt.

Guy: Hey baby, I'm in a rock band, let's do it. (Girl follows guy into cheap motel room.)

Guy: Hey baby, I play Rock Band, let's do it. (Girl stares indifferently, blinks.)

by roundthewheel January 9, 2009

band-hater

v.// A person who will tell everyone on the planet that a band is overrated, untalented, composed of hacks, and other such negative comments. Whether or not the person has actually heard the band does not matter, for the band hater finds pride in putting down musical talent, no matter how good or bad.

You know, I've never really heard Teddy listen to music, but I was listening to Korn yesterday and I found out that Ted's a real band-hater

by Chase Lawrence (only pussies leave e-names) May 4, 2004

band hair

hair style that someone wears when they're obviously trying to show that they are in a band. usually it's messy, covering one eye, straightened and has product in it.

Tim: "Man, your hair is really messy looking. But... it looks like you put some effort into it."
Joe: "Yeah, I'm in a band. Obviously."

also, all the members of most popular scene bands have band hair.

by eiiiiiilert October 8, 2009

Baldytail

1.Hair style made famous by Jesse Ventura. Consists of the remnant hair from mail pattern baldness, grown out and pined back as if the baldness was never there.

2.Combination between bald and having a ponytail.

why the fuck would you need an example the word baldytail?

by PuzzyLyker December 22, 2010