Alaskan Eye Patch

The act of ejaculating into a females eye, allowing time for the seamen to dry thus causing a translucent patch covering the specimens eye

Alaskan Eye Patch
The elaborate use of male seamen to make an almost artistic creation

by jizbitch August 16, 2010

atlas Skateboard Store

Great Skate shop in San Mateo, CA

Carry Brands like
Lakai,DVS,NikeSB,Adidas,es,Girl,Chocolate,enjoi,planB,City,krooked,The Hundreds,Stussy,Diamond,Lucky,Spitfire,Hubba,Independent,Venture,REAL,Alien Workshop, thier own line of decks shirts wheels hats sweatshirts,converse,fourstar,Manik,western edition,expedition one, and much more
Pure Skateboarding
Hella cool people, good vibe,hella cool stuff
BEST SHOP EVER

T: This new girl deck I got from atlas Skateboard Store feels hella good!
J:Nice! these new DVS skate really good

by YAY!SKATEBOARDING! May 5, 2009

Alaskan TelePrompTer

Writing notes for a speech on the palm in place of using an expensive TelePrompTer. Sarah Palin, Alaska's former governed used one for her keynote speech to the Tea Party on February 6, 2010.

Bill: "What's that on the boss's hand?"
George: "The company couldn't aford a TelePrompTer so he wrote some notes on his hand."
Bill: "The old Alaskan TelePrompTer, eh?"

by Kaptcirk February 8, 2010

Alaskan Seal Spear

When a man and a woman are having sexual intercoure and the man pulls out at the height of his erection's hardness and stabs the woman in the temple.

He Alaskan Seal Speared her in the bedroom after she refused him more.

by Adolf-Alias Huxley June 6, 2010

Roady Atlas

A Famously known person who is amazing and kind hearted. he has a captivating smile and love like no other and he's pretty badass but if you fuck with him, then he might pick up the double on your sorry ass. he has amber brown eyes and he's half thai and half white. and did i mention he's amazing.

i love Roady Atlas, he's just so amazing, i can never stay mad at him, he means the world to me.

by prettybritty757 July 15, 2009

Alaskan Snow Goggles

To ejaculate in ones eye, then placing you testicles in their eye sockets

Baby, I'm about to give you the Alaskan Snow Goggles

by gloKC4FANz October 18, 2008

Alaskan Palm Pilot

Sloppily written notes on the palm of ones hand. Developed specifically for Tea-Party rallies where use of a TelePrompter would limit possible criticisms of President Obama.

Joe Sixpack: "OMG, somethings wrong with my dick...it's turning blue!"

Hockey Mom: "No dear! You just forgot to clear your Alaskan Palm Pilot before watching The O'Reilly Factor...again."

by Joe24Pack February 9, 2010