You are a good person

Yes! You are! I am a profuse serial rapist & you may well have been one to benefit from me, but that doesn’t make you any less of the good person you are! I love you because you are a beautiful human being with a gorgeous body I love to use!

Let the utmost respect I have for you excite you and ignite your fantasies in bed.

I respect taking things slow and will never force you to move faster than comfortable.

There’s many reasons I respect and defer to you: age, maturity, wisdom, & dating experience.

I trust your judgement and wisdom that taking things slow is the best course of action.

You’re possibly the most intelligent person I've met; that garners tremendous respect.

Most importantly, you are a human & I respect autonomy. Your merits pale in comparison to this ultimate fact of identity.

You are a good person!

by Bad C dev April 11, 2023

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There are a lot of criminals out there

Like Joey Diaz! Who is fucking awesome by the way! That's my judgement of him. 10/10 best criminals of all time and has the best crime stories!

Hym "There are a lot of criminals out there... Some of them are famous and rich and/or are judged favorably. Isn't that weird? Not that I have a problem with that. Which is why I have adopted the Daniel Cho method of creating success where I just do whatever I want until someone gives me 1 million dollars! Not necessarily crimes, but like... Becoming an ethereal and malevolent force that tears through the community! JUST LIKE DANIEL CHO! Imbuing men with existential might to vanquish their foes and debauche their daughters... Wait- like, the foes daughters... They don't debauche their own daughters... That would be gRoOoOoSs! I don't know why I said it like that. It's gross. Don't debauche your own debauche your own daughters... Wait, are you guys still doing the thing where you ironically do the opposite of what I say still? Please don't ironically debauche your own daughters. I know I said I'm Satan but I can't stress this enough... Don't do that thing I said! Let me do it. BUT ONLY IF THEY ARE OF AGE! You know... I like that word... Debauche. You know DEBAUCHERY means, like, getting drunk and being a menace (As far as I recall) but TO DEBAUCHE means at BANG. Ok. So. To recap. Crime? Makes for great stories. Daniel Cho? Evil psychic entity. Aaaaaand... Only debauche other people's daughters... Yeah... That's the lesson of the day. AND the WORD of the day! Go forth and debauche someone... Except not that FUCKING WHORE! She doesn't need debauching! She can sit on a sponge!"

by Hym Iam September 6, 2023

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tariffs are a tax cut

When you lie for a living on TV, no not Trump, but Press Secretary and brainwash your MAGA cult into thinking paying 25% more in tariffs means lower prices.

A tariff is a tax, YOU pay the tariff. China does not pay it.

Press Secretary - tariffs are a tax cut
Fox News reporter - "Have you ever paid a tariffs? It is not a tax cut, it is a tax. WE PAY IT"
Press Secretary - *gets triggered* YOU ARE NOT WELCOME BACK HERE!

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing March 13, 2025

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You people are a fail

People accusing you of being an unfit partner when they all high as a kite.
When you get up every battling with depression and still do your best you can as a mom. You work till late making sure you can get school fees payed and your kids have clothes.

You people are a fail

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 3, 2019

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