Didnt ask

stupid comeback, also how do you not know what that means?

guy 1: (shares his opinion)
guy 2: Cool, didnt ask.
guy 1: You "didnt ask"? Oh, i didnt know that the world revolves around you, next time im gonna say anything im gona specifically ask YOU for permission.

guy 2: you literally stole this from a meme
guy 1: didnt ask
guy 2: You "didnt ask"? Oh, i didnt know that the world revolves around you, next time im gonna say anything im gona specifically ask YOU for permission.

guy 1: you literally copied what i said
guy 2: you too

by why did you look up that?? September 17, 2023

who asked

The final card in the deck of a 14 year old when they know the person they're arguing with has every edge over them.

If you find someone telling you who asked, say "I asked". They will discombobulate and be torn apart by law of universe into quarks.

Person 1: Dude, you are such a dipshit. For one, you SHOT A HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX PEOPLE DEAD. Second off, you just raped my girlfriend. And finally, you fucking HEXED MY FAMILY!
Person 2: Umm... uhh... who asked?...

by an extremely depressed bandu May 12, 2023

Asked to be remembered to her

formal Southern for "tell her I said hey"

New Yorker Lorna overheard her mother, a native southern belle, finishing up a phone call with a gal pal in Virginia. "oh well it's just lovely to have spoken today, Bobby-Jo. please tell your mother that I asked to be remembered to her!!" Lorna, having heard that salutation, fell on the floor laughing. "Ma! that's the funniest thing I've ever heard omfg! why didn't you just say 'tell her I said hey'?? I am now deceased and it will now be a running joke because imma tell all my pals and even abbreviate to ATBRTH"

by Uncle Joosie January 7, 2023

Argument From Who Asked

If someone attempts to continue an argument after their argument has been disproven, with the same argument, they have committed the fallacy of who asked.

"I'm 22"

"You're birth certificate says you're 21."
"Yeah but I'm 22-"
"Argument from who asked. "

by Starman101.2 December 2, 2023

Asking For It

When bitch gets all mouthy and then wonders why you smack her one.

"Why'd you smack Sally in the kisser, Johnny?"
"What? The broad was asking for it!"

by He Who Talks Loud Saying Nutin January 6, 2017

Didn't ask

A rude, yet legit reply to give to people when you literally did not ask for their opinion, yet they butt in anyway. The vast majority who comment negatively on this reply however, quite possibly lack the social skills needed to detect social cues or just IQ in general. Maybe also never held actual conversations in real life before either, and still think you can voice an opinion even if it wasn't asked, when that never really was the case in actual conversation.

Attention seeker: that's not true dude
Person: Wasn't talking to you, didn't ask
Attention seeker: wow man, so original
Person: Still didn't ask

by bumerhoomorr34 June 6, 2022

National ask your crush out day

Official ask a crush out day is on the date October 19th. Whoever your crush is, you have to ask them out. And remember, “if she says no then she must go, but if she says yes, buy her a louis dress”

Yeah, i asked katelyn out on National Ask Your Crush Out Day, October 19th.

by Masterougwai October 2, 2021