blazin asian

asian guy who always smokes weed

look at that blazin asian over there

by Griff July 1, 2004

asian flu

Where a white guy (usually) goes on a streak of dating different asian women.

Dude, you're dating all these asian girls, you must have a case of the asian flu.

by jpizza January 20, 2008

Asian

only the smartest people on earth duh

person A : hey are you asian too?
person B : HELL YEAH
person a and b later figured out a formula to end global warming

by theboredguydownthestreet June 22, 2010

asian neck

An injury sustained to the neck when you have to turn your head quickly to get a better look at a hot asian chick.

Also a way to point out that you have noticed a hot asian chick to your friends on the down low.

Oh man I got asian neck bad, did you see her ass?
Where? Oh shit my neck hurts man.

Asian neck 10 o'clock, see it?
Oh damn that hurts.

by MicahG5 March 8, 2004

Asian-Washed

A non-Asian guy or girl who hangsout with Asians all the times and acts Asian.
Asian-washed as suppose to white-washed.

A white/black/Latino/MiddleEastern guy who all his friends are Asian and drives a supped Honda civic and is into break dancing and techno music. They usually have Asian gf and some have spend a month or two in Asia. these guys are really into video games and might be into marshal arts too but they are usually not very good in either one.

Yo Tommy is hella Asian-Washed now. all he does is racing his Honda and hanging out with his new gf Kim.

by Barzizi October 18, 2008

awkward asian syndrome

The tendency for an Asian (usually male) to remain socially reclusive in a group of people they are not usually comfortable associating with. Can also be applied as a general term when natural Asian characteristics (not pertaining to physicality) are the source of public embarrassment.

Bro 1: Why is Harry so quiet by himself?
Bro 2: He's got Awkward Asian Syndrome, bro.

Bro 1: Dude, I walked into Harry's room, and he was singing karaoke. Really horribly.
Bro 2: I bet his Awkward Asian Syndrome got the best of him afterward.

by Hips_dont_ly November 21, 2010

asian bacon

Noun:
A person born in asia or of asian decent (perticularly oriental) who is just undeniable enthralling physically or mentally in either sexual or humoristic ways

Your friend John is such asian bacon! Invite him to your party!

by Tamara and Cathryn September 3, 2008