A butt bloat is a goof. A person who is defined as a butt bloat is a loser. They suck at everything. So next time you see a person that is not a swanky coug (look it up) tell them that they’re a butt bloat and to make me a sandwich
Courtney: Man, that guy is such a butt bloat
Brooke: I know right!
Courtney: Gawd, I could go for a sandwich right now.
Brooke: I KNOW RIGHT?!?!
Brooke: I know right!
Courtney: Gawd, I could go for a sandwich right now.
Brooke: I KNOW RIGHT?!?!
by ColbyBrockandRadicalRowleyFan December 06, 2019
Using the force of ones butthole to thrust a golf ball out of ones anus. Usually played on a mini-golf sizes course
by Ryanrath October 09, 2013
Used to describe something that came from the butt, but seems like it only could have come from a skunk. Can be used to describe the smell and/or the person the smell came from.
by Kicks-tard September 02, 2010
The act of smoking cigarettes at an abnormal pace or in an excessive fashion. The term implies that the subject's smoking is no longer a supplement to their primary activity, and has become a prominent characteristic of what they are doing.
We were hanging at the corner of Orchard and Pearl - drinking beers, hauling butts and contributing to cosmic babble.
I was 3/4 cocked and straight hauling butts by the bonfire for hours last night.
I spent my half hour between exams hauling butts on the library steps instead of looking over the vocabulary.
I was 3/4 cocked and straight hauling butts by the bonfire for hours last night.
I spent my half hour between exams hauling butts on the library steps instead of looking over the vocabulary.
by Howboutcha C'mon June 02, 2010
The act of ejaculating in your partners ass crack, and giving the cheeks an almighty clap together to seal the deal.
"Having a dirty one with the missus and the full time celebrations may have got out of hand when I went and gave her the butt weld."
by Only gone and done it April 23, 2016
Ben: Holy shit man, I just went to the toilet and had wicked bourbon butt. I’m gona go easy on the booze for the next few weeks.
Dane: Far out bro! You have serious problems... I have never smelled such a foul odor in my life!!!!
Dane: Far out bro! You have serious problems... I have never smelled such a foul odor in my life!!!!
by Big weapon March 24, 2011
Mary's butt rummage was out of control!
by TheRealPirateNinja April 15, 2014