Alamogordo, what else do I have to say about this fucking place? This is where dreams go to die, to put it simply. If you are a military brat of a young enlisted parent, you’ve still got some kind of shot at getting out. But if you grew up here, or if your parent is retiring, I’m sorry, you might as well become a teacher, or a fast food worker. All in the same.
Remember when you wanted to be great, and said it like you meant it? Remember when you wanted to to actually do things when you were growing up? Me neither, it’s a really long time since I didn’t feel like collapsing, and wishing I never moved here.
Not going to lie, the people you meet here are some the most amazing people you’ll ever meet. Parts of them will remind you of how you were before moving here. But they’ll all get on your nerves once you grow old with them. Time stays still whenever you’re in Alamogordo.
Remember when you wanted to be great, and said it like you meant it? Remember when you wanted to to actually do things when you were growing up? Me neither, it’s a really long time since I didn’t feel like collapsing, and wishing I never moved here.
Not going to lie, the people you meet here are some the most amazing people you’ll ever meet. Parts of them will remind you of how you were before moving here. But they’ll all get on your nerves once you grow old with them. Time stays still whenever you’re in Alamogordo.
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Alamo Heights is a region of San Antonio. It's known for it's classiness and wealth, and has been known by other districts as a slang of "Alamo Whites", based on the large population of white people who go to this district.
Look guys, I know. Alamo Heights is such a wealthy district, and overall snobs. As a member of it, I can say from experience there are plenty of spoiled and snobby kids who go to that school. Granted, every school has those few kids. Anyways, my point is some people who go there aren't all rich, spoiled kids. I have many friends there and I can say for a fact we are not all the stereotype you think we are. :D
Look guys, I know. Alamo Heights is such a wealthy district, and overall snobs. As a member of it, I can say from experience there are plenty of spoiled and snobby kids who go to that school. Granted, every school has those few kids. Anyways, my point is some people who go there aren't all rich, spoiled kids. I have many friends there and I can say for a fact we are not all the stereotype you think we are. :D
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The most boring landmark in San Antonio, the battle of the Alamo was a loss, yet we honor it? We LOST people, it was ordered to be destroyed by Gen. Sam Houston, yet we stood there to fight, it was shameful we thought that just because they are Mexicans that we could beat them 180 to 5000, that's not even david and goliath, that's stupidity, period. And the alamo never bought us time, the alamo was crushed, then the massacre at goliad, then we trapped them at San Jacinto and crushed the surrounded, ambushed Mexiacan army.
When I go to the Alamo I find it hard not to laugh at the pridefull Texans who think, the building is worth a damn.
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