Hover bowling

The act of hovering your ass over a public restroom toilet, due to concern of fecal matter being present on the seat, and effectively shitting all over the toilet seat.

Hover bowling is the only way for females to get piss all over a toilet seat. Wtf is the matter with you girl? Hover bowlers all go to hell.

by Specialguwy May 12, 2015

Weed bowling

When you are high asf at the bowling alley

Dude me and my friends went weed bowling last weekend.

by Litmane January 26, 2017

Virgin Bowl

A fresh clean public toilet first thing in the morning after maintenance cleaning in a school or office building.

I was psyched to be the first to drop one in the Virgin Bowl this morning!

Damn! The boss drank too much coffee and obliterated the Virgin Bowl! I'll wait till I get home to take a shit!

That bowl is not longer a Virgin.... I had tacos last night! You might want to wait until the fog clears to go in there.

by BlackboyT December 8, 2010

super bowl

n. Excellent full pipe of hash, opium etc.

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Dude! That super bowl on the weekend was superb!

I thought you didn't like football.

I don't.

by gnostic 1 January 31, 2014

Bowl of yogurt

The act of filling a woman's navel with ejaculated semen. Eating with a spoon is entirely optional and if said woman were to do so one should propose marriage immediately because she's a keeper.

John gave Bethany a bowl of yogurt. She ate it with a spoon then he asked her to marry him.

by Stevief150 July 23, 2015

Roll Bowl

(rollin bowlin)
The act of driving around in a vehicle smoking marijuana (typically enacted in a chill residential area with low police activity).

Smoker 1: You down for a roll bowl?
Smoker 2: HELL YEAH!

by Anonymous dude that gets high January 9, 2009

bowling bald

When you're 100% bald and your head shines like a fresh bowling ball.

Not to be confused with bowling balled.

Damn, that guy is bowling bald. I could check my reflection in that shit.

by heyitsRachel June 30, 2016