ied

(pronounced id)

verb -

The act of cuffing one hand, placing it under a male's testicles, and levitating the hand up then down in one quick fluid movement. The one who is doing the action can also stick his or her ring finger up the anus of the male that is being ieded.

Jeff: Last night was great. You should have stuck around! You would not believe what Gina did!

Mark: Did she ied you?!

Jeff: Twice!

by wwhbhfs September 11, 2009

I Die

When something is funny one would use this expression

I Die when i see that commercial on tv

by megaloafter September 12, 2009

I was bored

A phrase used to furtively give oneself credit for his/her creation instead of blatantly stating, "I made this!".

Said phrase is mostly used on Facebook and other social networking sites.

Alex: I was bored so here's a meme.

by Jorbach May 08, 2012

I-Ready

Shitty fucking education platform with tests longer than grindy mobile games.

Ken: What'd you do in math today?

Cool Guy: That shitty fucking dumb ass I-Ready test that does fucking nothing to help my grade, "Gives you the right lessons" My ass.

by Probably_Alive September 14, 2020

I lagged.

Excuse which generally goes without questioning when someone playing Call of Duty messes up, misses a shot, or gets totally embarrassed.

Kid: Hahaha dude you're so bad.
Me: Shut up I lagged.
Kid: Oh my bad.

by Satan's Offspring March 26, 2011

I Was Lost

What you tell a search and rescue team when you were drawn away by your child like attention span to the heart of the woods.

"Son, what are you doing staring at the sunset with those drugs in your hands?"
"I was lost"

by vadoubled's March 17, 2010

I ain't with it

I'm not cool with it. Or I don't like it.

Nah bro, I ain't with it. I'm not a fan

by Smackin123 February 02, 2016