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Mushroom Black

When a bitch is lacking on felatio and teasing it creating a blue ball upset, you defy physics by delivering a fatal blow with thine dickhead creating a blemish to thou eye socket.
She made a critical mistake by blowing a kiss at my dick, turned her face into a baseball and hit a home run with my hard helmet head rendering her eye a mushroom black
by Trexcandopushups June 9, 2022
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Black me

Engaging in intimate relations with a cousin or having a romantic or sexual attraction toward a cousin.
by Owen runner March 24, 2025
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Black Shower

The act of slitting your forehead and letting the blood cover the entire body until the point of hardening. The blood will look naturally darker to the point that the person performing the Blood Shower looks black.
Person 1: "Woah dude did you tan?"
Person 2: "Nah man, I just did a Black Shower!"
by ElsePoem June 7, 2025
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black cough

His landlord gave him the black cough.
by Hux da Bowl November 4, 2008
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black air forces

niggas that wear black air forces are scoundrels who should not be crossed, they have definitely stomped out more people they can count with they mischievous uneducated ass.
larry: ay some guy just punched me you tryna jump him w me?

jason: what shoes he had on?

larry: high top black air forces

jason: aw hell naw slime that mane def double strapped you should apologise to him fo running into his fist
by Blight 420 March 29, 2023
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Black Shawn

Black typically indicates the degree of belt rank obtained at the ninjutsu academy upon graduation from The Shaolin monastery under inspekta Dec of the WU TANG CLAN also known as Mr.StealYourGirl or the supreme pussy poppa not NLE Choppa call the doctor cause I'll droppa I kill spring dumb ass but I'm not opposed to killing everyone else not afraid to tell a nigga put a shirt on and go roll some more cigarettes all around dopest dude hands down
Man Black Shawn is fucking DOPE
by Black Stallion April 2, 2022
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black-seeded Simpson

May refer to either:
(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".
According to reference.com, ol' Juicy has had four children... zheeesh, the very thought of that many black-seeded Simpsons running about gives me the willies! Let's just hope none of them ever turn out like their hot-tempered and socially-irresponsible papa, eh?
by QuacksO March 30, 2017
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