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Real one 

a person who is apart of the guido family and is very ridiculous. They only carry around 100's and refer to them as "bills" They only hang out with other real ones because knowone else in on their level. They only pop bottles of grey goose vodka but never finish the bottle (This makes them more real). fist pumping, ed hardy, spikey hair and spray on tan are very common fashion trends with real ones.
did you see that guy last night in the club he popped 5 bottles of goose and him and his boys only drank one.. wow what a real one

guido funny stupid ridiculous
Real one by clownin April 9, 2009

tear a new one 

tear a new one; a way of getting a job..wen u observe ppl not working and being more cliquey and in consultative mode as opposed to getting things done..

when you are not afriad to get your hands dirty elbow deep..yknow as opposed to the shit that is fermenting there in the workplace.

tear a new one is a collegue friendly way of saying i like your job where can i get one just like yours etc..
man..im gonna tear a new one.. these bitches a new extra a$$hole for sho..

Admit One 

A new, awesome melbourne band, possibly almost as cool as short stack.
Admit one's free new EP is fucking awesome!
Admit One by KaylaaaD June 9, 2009

slip one past the goalie 

To successfully have sexual intercourse with a woman who has told you no. (Rape)
She told Brian she didn't want to have sex last night, so he tried to slip one past the goalie.

two for one 

When you have two really good pussies and you have one big cock!
Both of you bent over the table I'll do the job therefore you have two for one
two for one by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 6, 2018

cut one from the herd 

To surgically remove a testicle using a scythe. Very painful and gruesome. Also has been known to make your woman quite unhappy.
Fred got one cut from his herd. Kelly dumped his ass
cut one from the herd by Fred April 3, 2004