Suck Starting Penis

Suck Starting Penis - is defined by sucking penis until the guy is satisfied or is ready to penetrate any open holes available. This term was adopted by the idea of DUI breathalyzers installed in vehicles.

Jim: Did you ever have a chance with Lindsey last nigh?
Josh: No she only wanted to Suck Start Penis "Suck Starting Penis - is defined by sucking penis until the guy is satisfied or is ready to penetrate any open holes available. This term was adopted by the idea of DUI breathalyzers installed in vehicles"

Jim: good because she made my face look like a glazed doughnut after hours of riding it. Those face dildo's work grate.

by Dunder muffin November 29, 2019

trial by penis

A sexual act in which a male partner inserts his flaccid penis into the back of a recipients mouth where it then becomes an erect. If the proper phallus has been selected, the erection alone should have the raw force and horsepower to grow to full size inside the throat and break the bitches’ neck. This is how fraternities select board members and how Trump got elected.

Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter

Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter

by Strawhatrain December 2, 2019

who said penis

Who said penis is a game played by middle and high schoolers. You get a group of 2 or more people in a quiet classroom. You each take turns saying "penis", each time its said the next person has to said it louder. Eventually the teacher will turn and ask "Who said penis?". Last person to say it and get caught loses.

I've been playing who said penis instead of studying during detention.

by ChillPolecat83 December 23, 2019

Guacamole Nigga Penis

A huge dick used by true nigga's

Man, that nigga has a "guacamole nigga penis".

by freedom is wrong February 17, 2020

bitch ass penis

when your girl be cheating on you and letting other guys give her anal

best friend: hey why is your girl such a bitch ass penis wipe
me: i dont really know

by its ye boi mr krabbs May 8, 2020

pop out penis

A retracted penis, usually due to obesity, which is buried or hidden beneath the surface of the surrounding skin. Usually resembles a sphincter when not erect.

I thought he had a front butt, til he got horny. Then the pop out penis grew like a mighty redwood.... sapling.

by BrotherHolcomb October 25, 2020

joining the league of penis

The act of playing League Of Legends while jacking off.

"Think I'll be joining the league of penis tonight."
"If you're gonna jerk it, why League? Just use the hub or something"
"Nah."

by whenyou89 October 28, 2020