Jack

Jack has the smallest wiener in the world. He performs incest with all his cousins and no girl actually likes him. All his friends are on payroll from his parents. Jacks whole life consists of bad breath and video games.

Jack is being weird

by Jmoney717 November 22, 2021

Work Jack

The act of cranking your hog while at work.

Did you hear about Mick? He got fired after pulling a lunchtime work jack.

by Turbo Hog Cranker August 18, 2024

Jack

Dies to fall damage.

"Holy shit! Jack your so bad at Fortnite, YOU DIED TO FALL DAMAGE!"

by Sterberoni March 3, 2023

Jack benseman

Absolute cock head.

Oh jack benseman, he is a cock head

by Alah ukba July 21, 2022

Jacks golden shower

When you are having a shower with a loved one and one gets on their knees to receive urine over their body and in one’s mouth

Babe I thinks it’s time…
Are you sure you are ready for a jacks golden shower

Yes piss all over me

by Sillyboy123445 January 17, 2023

Jack

A beautiful boy

Me: Damn jack is beautiful boy

by Jaxsonthereaper October 8, 2021

Jack-cident

When a "slightly" overweight 8 year old boy named Jack(Jackson) defecates in his shorts with no underwear on, while trying to push out a fart.

While out with his family, Jackson pushed out a fart, but instead he pooped himself. "It was only a Jack-cident, buddy, his father told his sobbing son."

by GUTPILE March 28, 2021