accidental shits

Where something happens out of someone's control. Cross between 'accidents happen' and 'shit happens'. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH AN UNEXPECTED SHIT OUT OF ONES RECTUM.

Someone broke a glass..."oh well it's accidental shits".

by Oops I did it again2 May 6, 2018

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shit-douche

1. A terrible image to be used in place of a worse one.

2. A placeholder to be used rather than the actual name of a person you do not want to identify.

Used both to insult, and to prevent the target from gaining attention or free publicity.

1. From now on instead of saying the name of a terrorist or mass shooter we will refer to them as some shit-douche.

2. President-Elect Shit-Douche and President Shit-Douche of Russia met today to discuss how best to destroy the world.

3. Publisher Simon and Schuster has decided to give some shit-douche a book deal.

4. The year in which this was coined was a total shit-douche.

by flashwildecard December 31, 2016

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dented shits

When you get fucked in the ass

Aryan you have dented shits you fudge packer

by Alfie Regan January 2, 2017

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Shit Dick

A terrifying disease deemed Scrotus Deficus by Dr. Shittius von Dickus, but more commonly known as Shit Dick. Shit Dick is a venereal disease caused by the parasitic viral strain 5H1T-A55 and is contractable only by men (and lady-boys), but is carryable by both genders. It is also transmittable across all mammalian species.

Shit Dick causes the following symptoms in order as the condition advances:
1.) Peculiar aroma from genitals
2.) Extreme fever
3.) Increased hair growth on taint
4.) Severe case of sweaty ass-rash
5.) Heightened libido
6.) Getting "backed up"
7.) Debilitating constipation
8.) Secretion of feces from urethra

Aw dang! I knew I shouldn't have banged that Taiwanese lady-boy hooker! Now I have a raging case of Shit Dick.

by Dr. Shittius Dickus January 9, 2017

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