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Ethan Appreciation Day

While Ethan should be appreciated every day, Ethan Appreciation Day is a holiday where we appreciate Ethan for constantly being the butt of jokes and for putting up with relentless harassment concerning his love life and social habits.

However, due to the increased attention, Ethan is ironically treated worse than usual on Ethan Appreciation Day.
Happy Ethan Appreciation Day!

*Punches Ethan in the groin*
by DaRiceMan March 6, 2020
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Free Candy Day

a day also known as Halloween where you go trick or treating and people give you free candy. Sometimes you get tricks instead of treats such as teepeeing houses and egg throwing and poisoning candy
I cant wait for free candy day so I could get more candy
by tatomuck1 April 12, 2009
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179 days of Christmas

I use my lumps of coal to write all the lyrics of this song.
179 days of Christmas is the best! Maybe we could make 345 days!!
by co5oo May 10, 2019
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National Rape Day

A fake "holiday" promoted by incels who take out their frustrations stemming from being lonely virgins out on women, by justifying sexual assault.
Zack: Imma go out and rape Charlene today. After all it is national Rape day.

Charlene: Punches him in the face and breaks his nose*
by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022
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Tall People Day

March 2nd, the exact opposite of Sept. 2nd (aka short people day.) On tall people day, anyone over 5'9" gets $5.
P. 1: oh wow, on Sept. 2nd I got $5 because it was short people day! Bet that must suck for you, seeing as how you're tall.

P. 2: oh, you must not have heard of tall person day! March 2nd, 6 months after Sept. 2nd, is Tall People Day! Tall people get $5!

P. 1: I hadn't heard of that! How interesting!
by TakeThatAutumn September 2, 2021
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Bad sperm day

A day on witch your strong sperm isn't being produced. All of the good stuffs been jerked away and now you're only left with bottom of the barrel seed. Children born on this day are twice as prone to developing mental retardation, lack of athletic ability, and/or ugliness.
"I got her pregnant on a bad sperm day, so he's practically not even my kid."
by 6J6W6 June 14, 2011
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george picket day

a realy weard day that feels like something bad will happen and then it does
dont ruin my george picket day / you just ruined my george picket day
by ojfivethousand October 5, 2007
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