When a metal head leaves their usual listening stance and enters a full body spasm including strange facial and hand gestures, possibly paired with mouth guitar noises due to quality heavy music.
My girlfriend caught me Jack Blacking to Gojira in the bathroom last night and now she won't return my calls.
by Raven_ousx December 18, 2021
by DSO Nova00 July 27, 2011
jack ruwald is the hottest and most sexist guy ever. he is the next big thing. he will be a very famous broadway actor in the near future and a TV and film actor. he has 0 friends except himself. overall jack is the most amazing guy ever. he is so nice and everyone loves him. sike
by furry goals 123 September 16, 2020
He may not be tall, but under those pants is a big one. Is absolutely fucking JACKed. Can be a bit annoying sometimes but his "fun time" makes up for it.
by Xx_SexDemon_xX November 21, 2022
Introducing Jack Gibbons
This specimen is an adolescent male primate. He is a very simple individual who has a drive for being successful, expanding his knowledge on plumbing although still unsuccessful on actually get an apprenticeship and kissing rotters on the dance floor.
A newly single man on the prowl for pussy who can make a relatively adequate sandwich.
something you wouldn’t want to pass up on!
However Jack Gibbons like all things in life isn’t perfect-
As he is a lightweight, an extreme lightweight infact where he has been and I quote
“Dinoed out his saur”
I may have also forgot to mention the Jack Gibbons patter-
very hit or miss may I add
just like his pick up lines whilst chatting to the ladies in the club.
This specimen is an adolescent male primate. He is a very simple individual who has a drive for being successful, expanding his knowledge on plumbing although still unsuccessful on actually get an apprenticeship and kissing rotters on the dance floor.
A newly single man on the prowl for pussy who can make a relatively adequate sandwich.
something you wouldn’t want to pass up on!
However Jack Gibbons like all things in life isn’t perfect-
As he is a lightweight, an extreme lightweight infact where he has been and I quote
“Dinoed out his saur”
I may have also forgot to mention the Jack Gibbons patter-
very hit or miss may I add
just like his pick up lines whilst chatting to the ladies in the club.
Person 1: “Hey, have you seen Jack Gibbons?”
Person 2:”Think I just seen him whiteying on the floor”
Person 1: “What a silly Jack Gibbons”
Person 2:”Think I just seen him whiteying on the floor”
Person 1: “What a silly Jack Gibbons”
by mikewheresmahousekey November 22, 2021
by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee March 10, 2018