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Jack is a dog

This is often a truthful statement whether talking about a canine or sapiens specimen. Jack makes a great name for man's best friend, and likewise most men named jack develop deep and irreparable trauma regarding their name being for a dog.

Male Sapien Jacks typically can be found surfing on various furry subreddits, buying leashes and collars for their owners to use on them, and in their crate when their owners decide its time for bed
Female: Hey, so is Jack a furry?

Guy: No, not really. Jack is a dog.
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025
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jacked off

Man, I was jacked off by that guy's attitude.
by Cool4Katz April 10, 2022
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jack mccravy

A singer who performs gurt offs at every performance. He loves pooting in coots and performing beastality
Sam: Have you gone to listen to Jack Mccravy recently?
Mollie: Yes! His show was exquisite! He really knows how to put on a show!
Juliet: I agree! Bryce won the gurt- off!
by Tonya Chinc December 12, 2022
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Jack

Is a dumb boy. He is offen caught doing stupid things like jerking off in his grandma’s basement or making him self jizz everywhere until he bleeds. He is the funny friend that is often the one to be blamed for all the problems.
Police: who broke this?
Jack friends: Jack did!
by Billis stages July 4, 2024
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Jack

The name of a famous twitch streamer also known as PatoAU. The amount of power this man holds over people is just unimaginable.
"Is that the popular Twitch Streamer PatoAU? Please can I get your autograph!. I can already tell just by looking at you that your name is Jack"
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Jack moser

Aka jack Green. Brother of the infamous jack green. Known for being a scotish Instagram account owner/dancer.
Person 1: who’s that dancing on my screen?

Person 2: BRO! That’s jack moser
by Turdboi42069 November 7, 2020
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Jack Fuck Ass (JFA)

When your friend is being a little fucker and jackass at the same exact time.
Hey Nik, put down the cream eggs and beef jerky and stop being a Jack Fuck Ass (JFA)
by joeplayz4keeps June 30, 2025
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