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urbandictionary 

Supposed to me a user-inputed dictionary for words. However, has become a mindless forum of jokes, view-points, sex, and basically anything but the real definition of a word.
"I typed in the word 'shark' in UrbanDictionary."
"What is it?"
"Apparently a way to have sex."
"Hmph, I always thought it was a sea creature."
urbandictionary by To be November 1, 2006

urbandictionary 

A website founded on a great idea but saturated by people trying to make personal insults (to millions of people who don't give a flying fuck about your vendetta with someone we've never met), and to make sexual connotations like alaskan pipeline or pipe line
Urban Dictionary is a place where you can be as stupid or vulgar as you want.
urbandictionary by Dan December 8, 2004

Mr. Urbanman 

a fucking Gigachad made V1nce definition also i got asked to do this so…thanks
Mr. Urbanman is a chad
Mr. Urbanman by mr.IhaveYourIp April 21, 2022

Rex Uranus

A fictional 1970's porn star with a Magnum P.I. pornstache. He has a talent for life altering anal sex and is wanted in 7 states for manslaughter and assault with a deadly weapon.
Me: "Dude! Why is Tiffany walking funny"
Pete: "She just filmed a scene with Rex Uranus... She's lucky she's no crippled or dead.. That boy is hung like a clown"
Me: "Oh... I once saw Rex blind a camera man with that thing... He should've ducked"
Rex Uranus by Rex Uranus December 8, 2021

urbandictionary moderator 

dumbasses who will not approve of your urbandictionary definitions. If you are reading this that means lazy ass fucktards actually got the message and accepted one
urbandictionary moderator is a synonym for retarded
A misspelling of “Urban” some dumbass teenager typed in while not paying attention and searching it’s own name up.
Urban: “Hmm.. I wonder if there’s anything funny under my name..” *Looks up “Urbab” accidentally*
Urban: “Shit-“ *Goes to Discord to complain about how even the website made fun of it’s spelling, only for it to come back and define the word itself for others*
urbab by Oh God, Not Urban. May 2, 2021