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Urban Dictionary

I'm probably stealing this from the website (on accident) but anyway "DUDE! YOU'RE LOOKING ON THE WEBSITE DIDN'T YOU READ THE DESCRIPTION?! MY GOD ARE SOME PEOPLE STUPID THESE DAYS!" anyway calm down *breathes in and out* why the hell are you looking at this anyway? HUH!
Man 1:
"oh hey you should search ... this up on the Urban Dictionary it's funny as, nobody will stop being racist or sexist they'll always find away to be violent"
Man 2:
"ummm yeah sure thing as if i'm going to search RAPE! up on the Urban Dictionary why search something up when you've already done it yourself"?
Man 1:
*runs away in fear*.
by Furry Hitler June 10, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary made by funny people

eg: Awooga

When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

by: OnionStrange
Jenna: Urban Dictionary is kinda funny
Elebale: What is Urban Dictionary ??
Delaware: You dont know Urban Dictionary ?
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Urban Dictionary

The most reliable website to get your information off of
Kid 1: hey bro, who was Joseph Stalin?
Kid 2: A guy with a cool mustache
Kid 1: how'd you know that?
Kid 2: Urban Dictionary
Kid 1: then it must be right
by MCbossboy21 January 18, 2024
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Urban

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urban dictionary

by OCTIANE 5 December 19, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

A website that makes me burst out laughing at the definition’s
Let’s go to Urban Dictionary and laugh our asses off.
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Urban dictionary

One solid ass motherfucking site that is lit af I swear I get turned on by looking at it damn
I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH THIS SITE URBAN DICTIONARY
by isadora malcom i'm 7yr old November 18, 2017
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