fVck_m3th's definitions

Urban Dic it

Proper way to steer someone to use the 'street' dictionary when they are unfamiliar with a slang term or phrase. Cut from the same cloth that birthed "googling" as the action of using an internet search engine

Youngsters these days use a lot of slang. So when you don't know what the hell you just heard, just urban dic it.

by fVck_m3th March 27, 2025

Distwackted

When a user of strong stimulant drugs (i.e. methamphetamine) gets sidetracked. Usually involves fixing items that were not broken to begin with

Tina got fired from work yesterday because her boss was tired of her getting distwackted and "fixing" everything.

by fVck_m3th March 27, 2025

AuDHD

Acronym referring to the Condition of comorbid Autism spectrum disorder (ASD) + Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)

Many people with autism also have ADHD which is much easier to refer to using the acronym AuDHD

by fVck_m3th March 7, 2025

glass rose

How sophisticated tweakers refer to a meth pipe

Timmy never asks for a meth pipe in the head shop. He asks for a glass rose, and if he's lucky it has a teeny tiny flower in it.

by fVck_m3th March 7, 2025

oml

"on my life"
nOT 'oh my lord' it's 2024 people

as in, replaces "I swear" with something your sister might understand, but probably not your mom, and definitely not your grandma.

yo that flower that JimBob just got from the plug is LOUD. I mean we smoked 1/2 a joint and I was gassed bro and I dab 13 times a day. That shit is straight fire oml

by fVck_m3th August 6, 2024

Devil's dandruff

slang term inspired by the well-known
colloquialism 'devil's lettuce.'

Refers to hard drugs that reduce down to a white powder resembling dandruff
(Ex: meth, cocaine, & apparently some type of heroin)

Next time JimBob asks if I want to smoke the devil's dandruff with him, I'll run in the other direction. If he follows me then I'll break his meth pipe, and he'll probably break my nose.

by fVck_m3th August 5, 2024

fuck meth

What I'd have tatted on my knuckles if it wouldn't get me fired from my job.

I'm 28 years old, still live with my parents, dropped out of grad school and have -$69.13 in my bank account even though I've had a full time job since I was 17. Honestly fuck meth dude. Because crystal meth ruined my life. I just need to make a career change so I can get that shit tatted on my knuckles as a reminder, to stop myself from smoking the Devil's dandruff ever again.

by fVck_m3th August 4, 2024