Ivano-Frankivsk

The BEST city in UKRAINE and I was born here

Me: I was born in Ivano-Frankivsk
You: really?
Me: yeah
Me Don't call my city "bad" it's disrespecting Western Ukraine!
Me: They like Russia or something

by Aris777 August 18, 2025

Urethra Franklin

Idek. Sounds like it'd be a terrible name though.

1: Hey, did you talk to Urethra Franklin about the car?
2. Did I talk to FUCKING WHO???

by FemboyFur777 August 26, 2025

THE FRANKY

When you lose a bet in the most heartbreaking way possible, usually by a pointless

last-second score that changes nothing in the

game except your wallet.

Bro, I had the under locked until Kentucky nailed a meaningless field goal with 10 seconds left. THE Franky

by Fatbosa September 6, 2025

The Francis Expression

An expression on a cartoon character's face displaying a sense of serenity and happiness no matter what situation. Taking inspiration from the Disney Channel show, "StuGo", starring the character of the same name.

"Someone wanted me to draw a charater with The Francis Expression. I said sure"

by Kbakil_Jr. September 9, 2025

San Francisco Thumb Punch

...the sexual act , by a male usually, of reaching around and inserting a thumb into one's anus, before pooping on the sidewalk,

I saw someone downtown on the sidewalk giving himself the San Francisco Thumb Punch. He must have been constipated because he was in there for a while...

by ThatsFuctUp September 17, 2025

My Franchesca

Everybody in this world needs a Franchesca. What is a Franchesca, you may ask? A Francesca is a girl, but not just any girl – the girl. The girl with a heart so big, so full of love and care that you can't help but fall in love with her. The girl who always goes above and beyond to show her love for you. The girl with a personality so lovable, so adorable, that you can’t help but talk to her for hours. The girl with such an amazing fashion sense that you can’t help but get excited to see her next fit, even if it’s a repeat. The girl is so beautiful that you could stare at her for hours. The girl that would do anything for you and you’d do anything for. The girl who teaches you an entirely new way to love like you’ve never loved before. The girl who you’d be a fool not to marry. If you have a Franchesca, never let go of her. I know I won't. I can't wait to marry My Franchesca. My Forever. My Soulmate.

I love My Franchesca forever and ever, to the moon and back, till the poets run out of rhymes and two plus two is three. Don't you ever forget that.

by Willyumyum2708 September 19, 2025

James Franklin

The coach for penn state, which cannot win a big game

James Franklin is terrible he needs to be fired

by Shutupcoco October 4, 2025