Black Jesus

Is the holy saviour of the hood and will punish all non-believers. He is worshiped via pouring orange juice over a white mans severed hand, then saying a prayer.

Therapist: Black Jesus isn't real dont worship him
Believer: No, Black Jesus is our saviour and you shall rot in the white man's hell!

by Danish_Cookie0908 February 16, 2020

Cassie Black

Tough cookie to crack. A beast at spike ball but she listens to big time rush?🙃

Who's that beast playing spike ball? Oh thats a Cassie Black.

by sammieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 23, 2020

Black Wanda

A sweet Cheetah Queen

I hope my babies are watching Bebe Cecies at their grandparents' new house - Kelsey to Black Wanda

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Black fish

Mr. Derrick Doyle " as in Fuck It Shit Happens"

Hey buddy I hate to tell you this but I fucked your sister last night after you told me not to. But remember your the black fish so you say " Fuck it shit Happens right" no matter what Fuck up shit other people may do or not your response will always be Fuck it shit Happens cuz what's done is done just hope they had fun even if you didn't.

by Aqua squirrel January 5, 2023

Black Shower

The act of slitting your forehead and letting the blood cover the entire body until the point of hardening. The blood will look naturally darker to the point that the person performing the Blood Shower looks black.

Person 1: "Woah dude did you tan?"
Person 2: "Nah man, I just did a Black Shower!"

by ElsePoem June 7, 2025

black-seeded Simpson

May refer to either:
(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".

According to reference.com, ol' Juicy has had four children... zheeesh, the very thought of that many black-seeded Simpsons running about gives me the willies! Let's just hope none of them ever turn out like their hot-tempered and socially-irresponsible papa, eh?

by QuacksO March 30, 2017

Black Jacker

Eating Black Jack sweets before giving your bf a blow job then as he cums, choke on his jizz and puke the black jack and jizz mixture back up on his dick!

'Oh hey Zac! I did a black jacker on my bf'

'What's that then Emma?'

'Well I ate black jacks before giving my bf a blow job and I puked on him as he cum in my mouth..'

by JammyEm August 3, 2021