penasty

nasty in the penile sense

if you don't wash your junk, it'll get penasty

by bobnik May 6, 2006

Penisoil

One of the early brands of motor oil, also known as Pennzoil, from Penisylvania

Bill, did you want 10W40 or 20W50 weight Penisoil in your car?

by andy1 April 12, 2007

penisaur

The pre-evolved form of erectisaur, penisaur is a freakin hard rock type pokemon and is known for its feared attack "deep penetration" and is related to that nigger pokemon electabuzz.

I choose you penisaur!!! Penisaur use "deep penetration" go!!! Pena-Pena-Penisaur!!!

by Ash Catchum March 6, 2008

Penisidus

A very rare and serious infection that starts in the penis. After your penis becomes fully infected, it spreads to the testicles and other areas. Some symptoms are itching, redness, rapid hair growth in the penis and testicle area, and burning. If you experience these symptoms you need to notify your doctor immediately.

My penis is burning! Maybe it's penisidus!

by Dr.VagLicker September 15, 2010

penisplosion

An intense abundance of fluid exiting the penis.

"Penisplosion" was the last word that Lynda remembers hearing before being shot against the wall by a neverending force of flowing semen.

by Borisimo September 28, 2003

penistude

Strictly manly, heavily masculine attitude.

Jack: He is a man of great penistude.
Jill: True that.

by Decimus December 1, 2006

Penisbanca

When your penis jiggles around and hits your thighs during a workout or when it's stuck to your thigh

Oh SHIT I got a penisbanca

by Mozzarambe April 2, 2017