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yard fixer

A person who owes another points (favor) and fixes (tidies) a yard.
We have some important people coming over. Will you guys be yard fixers?
by silverseal September 18, 2011
mugGet the yard fixermug.

Yard

Get down my yard cuz now
by longshlongethan October 6, 2019
mugGet the Yardmug.

Yard Open

A prison term called out by inmates to indicate the area is free of guards and to proceed with passing contraband or delivering messages. It is also something to call out when someone bends over to indicate a bootyhole is open for business.
"Ay, can I get a yard check? Any 12 out there? -Nah, yard's open man."
"Damn, dropped my soap. -YARD OPEN!"
by ThunderBoss September 16, 2021
mugGet the Yard Openmug.

yard ornament

A dog which is tied up and left outside, never being let inside or taking of their chain.
"That poor dog, he's been a yard ornament all his life. People who just chain their dogs up shouldn't have dogs"
by holyvulpes December 19, 2017
mugGet the yard ornamentmug.

Yard shitter

An endearing and culturally flavorful term for an Appalachian familly's toddler-aged child whom has yet to master shitting in the appropriate receptical. The parents opt to elicit the child to roam bare-assed outdoors at home, and sequentially squat on the front lawn to relieve themselves.
"Morin', Chad. Think you might have stepped in my yard shitter's business on your way in. Think you can clean that off the carpet?"
by Anus Von Shitzen January 25, 2020
mugGet the Yard shittermug.

Yard

Commonly rephrased as "Yona".
Used when making fun of Yona.
"Hey, Yard"
"StOooOP!"
by yaard December 18, 2021
mugGet the Yardmug.

On Yard

To swear on your yard.
Yahneck Bozo: Hey Mark we're friends right? You trust me right? I promise I didn't steal anything from you.. Oh On yard I didn't steal nothin from you.
Mark: No need to go that far Yahneck.
by CuunCuunLips June 13, 2022
mugGet the On Yardmug.

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