Winter Wonderland

Winter Wonderland is another term for a bukkake session. Basically it is when many men shower one women with sperm until she is cover in a "wonderland" of semen.

Dude, I went over to Carl's the other day, and we had ourselves a winter wonderland with her wife!

by TDT January 13, 2008

winter Texan

After a male has engaged in anal sex, but before he has orgasmed, he pulls his member out and ejaculates over his partner's back, aiming for the area of the back directly above the top of the buttcrack.

Some people are freaky; some like giving Cleveland steamers, others are more a fan of the winter Texan.

by Bob the Angry Flower June 23, 2006

Winters

Winters is an elderly man or woman with long nose hairs. Winters families are very intelligent, but due to the extent their hairiness, they are unable to leave their own home due crowd invasion and mocking.

"Watch out here comes a Winters"
"Damn your as creepy as a Winters!"
"If you don't pluck your nose hairs you'll turn into a Winters for sure."

by Emma Winters July 3, 2008

Dark Winter

Occured during the winter of 2003 (middle of January - early March) on the Heroes of the Lance messageboard on GameFAQs. The nude midget hara kiri psyco marked every topic for being off topic. The rest of the crotch mullet-envying moderators came shuffling in and raped the board, deleting nearly every topic. The board was essentially dead, with 3 or 4 open topics at most. Kept from virtual board death by regular posting from five Heroes of the Lance crew members: death2nudemidgets, Dr Slinky, NES hardcore, StanStepanic, and TTRay.

The Dark Winter reached its lowest point when the board was left with just two regular posters, StanStepanic and TTRay. Hopefully, it will never be repeated again.

Hara kiri smells of orangutan feces, rotting trout, and Heinz 57

by death2nudemidgets October 7, 2003

winter time chick

a chick who has a hot face, but she's a little fat (with an F), and looks way better with wintertime clothing instead of at the pool in the summer.

guy: "would you ever hook up with lindsay?"
other guy: "probably not, she's got a good face but she's more of a winter time chick."

by rtownrutt December 30, 2007

Wintertined

To disappear at the last second right as someone is gonna give you something for free, leaving you without any free goodies and having to watch everyone enjoy their goodies for free

I was buying every one something to drink and Kevin got wintertined, again! Leaving him without anything to drink while all of our thirst were quenched.

by vv11boi July 28, 2011

wintercourse

sexual arousal during wintah time
jk, no definition needed

Julie and I stayed inside and had wintercourse since it was freezing fucking cold outside.

by theblackpanther August 11, 2011