Winter Arc Contract

The contract you sign in blood when leg day isn't just a suggestion but a contract of death to come home to your trad goth wife who’s been on her knees begging for a pair of femboy thighs as you await the finest bowl of goyslop.

person1: i signed the winter arc contract
person2: #sigmamalegrindset

by nudedude47 September 28, 2024

Female winter mode

The females stop shaving…everything. So unless they got laser hair removal, were blessed with no body hair, have blonde body hair, get waxed still, or for some god forsaken reason they continue to shave throughout the cold season…they simply have body hair like they normally would

No, Brad. I’m not going to the pool party. I’m in female winter mode…

by TheRealWolf November 13, 2023

winter short

Park you good ride for the winter and ride an old car for the winter.

Hey yo what you doin with that junk car yo? — it’s my winter short.

by Baaaadpaw September 2, 2023

a winters ball

WERE RELIABLE WITH THE LADIES

me; have you heard the song a winters ball?
you: THE LADIES

by vehiruqhv April 23, 2022

Winter wood

Yeh superhuman ability to get an erection while standing in cold weather.

Dude, it was 5 degrees but that chick was so hot I got winter wood.

by Wood wood pecker the second February 4, 2024

Winter

The most prettiest person you will ever meet <33

Winter Is The Most Prettiest Boy In The US :D

by Hdshgeh we dhshhdhehwhs March 26, 2022

Winter Fog

When you see fog outside, it actually Jesus smoking his crack pipe

“Did you see that Winter Fog earlier”
“Yeah dude, Jesus got high on crack”

by Charlie The Moth Man December 8, 2022