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wide right 

The way somebody kicks a UM fan in the head.
Damn!! That FSU fan just knocked out that Miami fan with a wide right kick to the head. That poor bastard is going to be crying all the way to Hialeah.
wide right by Larry Cooker March 17, 2005

wide glide 

Woman with very wide cleveage , much room between boobs or no cleveage at all
Check out that chick on the dance floor with the 2 boobs spaced far apart, you mean wide glide in the blue?
wide glide by farmritch February 12, 2008

Wide Game 

A "Wide Game" is a term used in UK scouting to describe a game that is played over a wide area usually in a field or in the woods. These games are the Scouting equivalent of "busy work" and are typically badly organised, boring as hell and hurriedly put in place by one of the younger leaders because the senior leaders have not taken the time to prepare a proper program.

It'd be more productive and fun to let the scouts have some free time to play football (soccer in the USA) or come up with their own games rather than subject them to this monotony.
Scenario: A typical Scout Camp weekend away, everyone has just eaten and is looking forward to chilling out and having a rest in the evening sun but then suddenly...

Scout Leader: Right scouts, time for a Wide Game. I have a deck of cards and you will each receive a card then you will run around and when you encounter another scout you must show each other your cards and if your card is of the opposite colour and you out rank their card, the highest ranking card must chase the lower ranking card. If you catch them you can claim their card and return it to the scout leader. The team who has captured the most cards at the end of the game wins.

Typical Scout: Skip that sounds over complicated and boring as hell, can't we just play football? (soccer in the USA)

Scout Leader: You are excluded from the game and get to sit by this tree. Everyone else get to it.
Wide Game by Joost911 August 18, 2013

Susie Two Legs... Wide Open 

Name used for females commonly found performing actions which require legs "Wide Open". Commonly shortened simply to "Susie Two Legs" in usage, This term is derived from the common need to identify such a female, without drawing attention to the subject of conversation.
Guy 1 - "Yo, I've already seen that girl hooking up with 3 different guys at this party!"

Guy 2 - "Oh, you talkin' about ol' Susie Two Legs... Wide Open."
Anyperson who masturbates excessively, causeing chafing of the skin and arousal by virtually all members of the opposite sex.
Alex, youre such a Wedge! i heard what you do every night in front of the computer.
Wedge by TheLunchTable11 April 29, 2011
A fat Cunt. Selfish. Often an only child.
Fuck off Wedge
Don't be like Wedge
wedge by GOD November 11, 2006