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toaster waffle

Those really neat things that you can buy almost anywhere in a box, that you bring home, put in the freezer, then take out in the morning and put one in the toaster and then let it toast. If you are a good toaster waffle maker, then your toaster waffle will not turn out squishy, like mine do. They come in many flavors, such as the plain type, chocolate chip, and...others that I can't think of. They are waffles, only smaller and not as good as the ones you could make with a waffle iron thing, but still good.
Person A: *takes toaster waffle out of package, puts in toaster*
Person LMNOP: Hey, toaster waffle!
by tashers May 6, 2006
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waffle muncher

Noun. Someone who participates in an angry style of eating pussy.
I heard johnny was a waffle muncher after he was done she was bleeding.
by Builtsoguy October 18, 2013
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Medium Waffle

Gf: hey wanna fuck?
Me: medium waffle.

Gf : we’re done.
by crowberries April 21, 2018
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Lord Waffle

Lord Waffle is a powerful leader of the Waffle's and the Lord's. He was born in 1150 and is the best of all the other Lord's
Lord Waffle is lit and cool.
by Jimmy Jhon May 10, 2018
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Belgian Waffles

Waffles from Europe. Usually covered in whipped cream, fruit, and/or large sugar crystals.
Damn, Marty! Those are some good ass Belgian Waffles!
by BeerOlympian August 11, 2021
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waffle surprise

When a female shaves her vaginal region in a noughts and crosses shape and pour syrup into her orifices. She then proceeds to briefly surprise men by whipping off her gown for a sweet delicacy.
Lola: "Check this out guys, BAM!"
Daniel: "Hey guys, check out Lola's Waffle Surprise!!"
by WaffleBashingFloof October 13, 2014
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Trough waffle

A urinal screen, (USA), used to reduce splashing, and impart pleasant scent to pee. Believed to be a variant of the Australian "Trough lolly"
by Crsworks December 27, 2020
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