Making Waffles

meaning to mastrubate
or pleasure oneself sexually

ew shane stop making waffles in the bathroom

by nicholas luciano May 03, 2005

saucy waffles

The saucy waffles are a group of people in every school that are inseparable and saucy. They are always together and have an amazing friendship.

Look! Here come the saucy waffles!

by Ang3l1n January 12, 2018

grey waffle

Catfished by an old person

Oh no, Jim’s been Grey Waffled!

by PickleSlizzle August 11, 2019

waffle surprise

When a female shaves her vaginal region in a noughts and crosses shape and pour syrup into her orifices. She then proceeds to briefly surprise men by whipping off her gown for a sweet delicacy.

Lola: "Check this out guys, BAM!"
Daniel: "Hey guys, check out Lola's Waffle Surprise!!"

by WaffleBashingFloof October 14, 2014

Victory Waffle

Fucking someone in your vehicle in a Waffle House parking lot and then eating a celebratory waffle afterwards

(Name) ate a victory waffle last night to congratulate a job well done!

by Novak06 September 15, 2023

Cum waffle

A person who is being irritating or stupid. Cum waffles are the definition of the person who wants to leave the party early and never answers your texts.

Last night Kristen was being such a cum waffle I wanted to punch her in the face

by emma sinclair November 04, 2016

Thot waffle

A cunt that wants to act like a bitch

That how is a thot waffle

by Misslinds April 01, 2023