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tickld

noun; An endless stream of the following:

a) Reposts
b) Cute Animals
c) Tumblr/Facebook/Twitter Screenshots
d) Community circle-jerking
e) Celebrity worship of RDJ, Emma Watson and Jennifer Lawrence
f) Pretty much three fandoms: Pokemon, Dr Who and Harry Potter (The rest come and go, or show themselves only occasionally)
g) Fedora-athiests
h) "epic memes XD"
Sometimes, if your'e lucky, you'll see an clever, original contribution to the internet. But don't count on it. Long are the days when tickld was a small collective of witty, insightful uploaders. It is now a sprawling swamp of a website to wade through when you haven't got a brain or anything better to do.
ticklr: OMF tickl is such a great website! Did you see the tumblr post with the meme of the cat dressed as Iron Man? IWASHOFUNNEH!!!XD! I don't care that the same post was made yesterday, it still deserves my upvote. tickld is the best!
me: OK then... *sobs at the loss of a once great website*
by shiggydiggydoowop May 30, 2013
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tickeled pink

Also, tickled to death. Delighted, as in I was tickled pink when I got his autograph, or His parents were tickled to death when he decided to marry her. The first term, first recorded in 1922, alludes to one's face turning pink with laughter when one is being tickled. The variant, clearly a hyperbole, dates from about 1800.
-Jess guess what?
-What?
-Young finally asked me out!
-I was tickeled pink when I found out that he just broke up with his girl friend.
by diva1227 August 16, 2006
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diny tick

1. I need a microscope to find your diny tick.

2. Your testicles are tiny and yet they're bigger than your diny tick!
by TigBits31 March 31, 2009
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tacky nut

Usually occuring in warmer climates and/or leading up to intercourse. Tacky nut is a condition where the ball bag becomes uncomfortably stuck to the inner thigh, causing friction and possibly even twisted nut. Can be remedied by Gold Bonding or best case, having your nuts removed from their protective tighty whiteys, licked clean, and blown dry.
Florida is so fucking hot. My balls we ablaze almost everyday, and by nightfall, I was cursed with a severe case of tacky nut.
by ReTodd January 16, 2006
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One Way Ticket to Hell

What you say when someone (a half-friend, a leech, etc) is bothering you and keeps asking you to buy him something while you are in line at the fast food place.
Guy (Walking up to you in line): Yo, buy me something!
You: I'll buy you something alright...a ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL
Guy: I sincerely apologize. I will now serve my community and donate blood.
by Doyouwantafriend April 26, 2008
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punch your ticket

usually it means to have someone killed, or otherwise taken out of commission
"Listen Rockford, you come 'round here again, and I'll have a couple of my boys punch your ticket, permanently."
by Hashim R. Hathaway November 8, 2007
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tacky

gaudy, flamboyant, and flashy in apparel;
wearing lots of gold jewelry;
pimp-like appearance;
by lexicon June 17, 2003
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