thing

'Thing' is a rather useful little word that can be substituted for most nouns or noun clauses. It's main uses are:

1. An object you can't remember or don't know the name of.

2. An interest or area of knowledge

3. A penis.

4. An engagement or appointment.

5. A romantic relationship.

6. Used in any variation on "there is this thing where ______" which is used as a filler.

1. "Hey, could you pass that blue thing?

2. "I don't know if you should cut your hair or not. Ask Lola. Style is her thing."

3.
Slut: So he took off his pants, and I saw his thing!
Strumpet: Was it a big thing or a small thing?
Harlot: Oh, I've done him before. He has a medium-sized thing.

4. We couldn't see the movie on Thursday because she had a thing.

5. They had a thing for a while, but they broke up.

6. At the mall there's this thing where you can get your picture taken.

by lynx wings April 23, 2005

The Thing That Should Not Be

A heavily underappreciated yet kick-ass song by Metallica. Written by James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, and Kirk Hammet, it's track three of eight on there album, "Master of Puppets".

Messenger of fear in sight
Dark deception kills the light

Hybrid children watch the sea
Pray for father, roaming free

Fearless wretch
Insanity
He watches
Lurking beneath the sea
Great old one
Forbidden site
He searches
Hunter of the shadows is rising
Immortal
In madness you dwell

Crawling chaos underground
Cult has summoned twisted sound

Out from ruins once possessed
Fallen city, living death

Fearless wretch
Insanity
He watches
Lurking beneath the sea
Timeless sleep
Has been upset
He awakens
Hunter of the shadows is rising
Immortal
In madness you dwell
In madness you dwell

Not dead which eternal lie
Stranger eons, death may die

Drain you of your sanity
Face the thing that should not be

Fearless wretch
Insanity
He watches
Lurking beneath the sea
Great old one
Forbidden site
He searches
Hunter of the shadows is rising
Immortal
In madness you dwell

by Zack423 November 5, 2006

thingamabob

A thingamabob is a noun used to describe items that either you can't remember the name of or that don't actually exist.

Pass me the thingamabob, I wanna change the channel.

by Becca March 28, 2004

thingamajigger

A word that can take the place of any one noun.

While working on his hot ride, John Doe reaches for his screw driver but can't reach it. He says to Tony "Eh Tony, hand me the uh.... thingamajigger" Tony-"oh, you mean the screwdriver?" "Yeah, that's it"

So I ran over a thingamajigger on the way home from work. It's hair got caught all up in my tires. Sick.

by Justin R M July 21, 2008

Kool Thing

One of the most complained about songs on gh3. However, many people like it on Rock Band, because it's fun on drums

Kool Thing sittin' with a kitty, Now you know you're sure lookin' pretty

by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009

broke a thing

Random wreckage created by Div

Oh Look, Div Broke a thing. She Pulled a Div.

by TumbleTwee June 28, 2017

the knee thing

when laying down and making out, the person on top (male/female) pushing/massaging their knee in between the legs of the person (typically female) under them.

they got on top of me and did the knee thing. it felt so good.

by gremlinhead June 25, 2022