Joe Biden

A fucken dumbass

Person 1: Yo look at that guy trying to buy $6 gas using Ice Cream!
Person 2: Damn he’s pulling a Joe Biden alright!

by Plymouth fucker 2000 December 15, 2023

Joe Biden

Donald trump’s dominant alpha male

Donald: b-but senpai! Please! Don’t drop out of the election!
Joe Biden: I must kitten… it’s the only way :(

by Iszievee April 17, 2025

Joe Biden

A man who loves to tell stories about him playing with rusty shivs at a pool filled with black kids. He loves to make them believe that he actually lived in the ghetto with a bully named Cornpop. He is their hero.

Ey yo Jamarcus, hear this mf Joe Biden almost shanked that foo Cornpop when he was sleepwalking?

by HotFartsAnDaLongDriveHome May 29, 2024

Joe Biden

An 81-year-old guy from Delaware who has done many of the things that the orange man was blamed for

Joe Biden will win the 2024 election if he cheats.

by Mr. Yappington May 14, 2024

Joe Biden

The ultimate child toucher, butt sniffer, and penis toucher. Hangs with Diddy and licks babies in his free time.

Joe Biden raped my dog

by KnowerOfEverything March 30, 2025

Joe Biden

The impeached 46th president guilty of bribery money laundering and treason.

Joe Biden was arrested and charged with treason at the end of 2024.

by Potony September 23, 2023

Joe Biden

The cousin of the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt. Also someone who is so old a out of it they really don't know what is happening.

Man, I popped 5 xanny bars last night and I was Joe Biden fucked up.

by Trip J 420 July 3, 2024