temp

Cock sucking fagget found on SHO.

1. temp threw a bitch fit when I said he couldn't have my cawk.

2. That twat waffle temp ain't nothin' but a bitch, nigga.

by teh pwn October 24, 2003

toe-temptation

Where a cutie-chick sheds her flip-flops and wigglingly extends her pretty toes out towards a passing mushy-hearted guy whom she knows has a major foot-fetish, prompting him to immediately postpone whatever task/errand he was engaged in and hurry over to savoringly cradle and massage her feet for half an hour.

Offering a toe-temptation to nice dude is an excellent way to get him to practically worship you and perform lots of little favors/errands for you; extra points if you also happen to be double-jointed, since this will allow him to gleefully flex your toes back at a right-angle, which is what a guy with a foot-fetish most loves to do... just present him wif yer slender tootsies every time you see him, and you'll have him totally eatin' outta yer hand before you know it.

by QuacksO July 9, 2018

Templed

Getting the shit beat out of you by the 2009-2010 University of Kansas Men's Basketball team.

Wow did you see that KU/Missouri game last night? That my friend is how you get Templed.

by gohawks15 January 4, 2010

tempty nester

Household (or co-heads thereof) containing an overabundance of hot females, usually a family which has only produced daughters, who are now in their prime.

They never had any sons. They're tempty nesters.

by TGAP Dad December 22, 2010

TempTz

Number 1 OBJ Player Ever.

TTG Legend.

TempTz Jr's Owner.

Owner Of The Fampus UTz Clan.

''TempTz is a Tank.''

by David944 June 30, 2012

Tempted Challenge

The difficult act of endeavoring to rhyme the word "tempted" as many times as you possibly can in a musical manor, such as singing or rapping.

Example Of The Tempted Challenge:
I HAVE ATTEMPTED
TO RHYME THE WORD TEMPTED
AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT GETTING PREEMPTED
BACKFIRE EXEMPTED
BACK HOME IS KEMPT-ED
MY RHYMES ARE SO LIT, AND YET THEY FEEL CONTEMPT-ED

by ChezmonoIsHere January 4, 2017

temptention

The urge to camp out in the woods for a comparatively short period of time ("TEMPorarily live in a TENT"); this feeling usually develops when your presence at home would be undesirable/inconvenient, such as when you're wanted by the cops, or your over-the-age-of-legal-adulthood status interferes with your family's receiving state/federal assistance. This craving to "rough it" is usually fairly easy to fulfill if the weather is reasonably mild, since all you'll need to adequately survive is a small tent and a few clothes and blankets and other basic accessories. Plus in most cases your house is not going to be watched 24/7, and so usually you can sneak back home for midnight visits a couple times a week to shower and replenish your food/toiletries before slinking back to your remote campsite, while still allowing your family members to truthfully tell the authorities, "Oh, he doesn't live here anymore" if they come asking about you during the daytime. And then, once the heat is off (such as when "they" eventually give up looking for you, or after the desired government-assistance is supplied), you can quietly return to your home, and then keep a fairly low profile till the community gradually becomes re-accustomed to your presence.

The regulations for low-income-family assistance are not written with human reality in mind, and so there's a lot of temptention for assistance-seekers to "remotely conceal" various family members while the eligibility-evaluation proceedings are being carried out.

by QuacksO February 14, 2017