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Chinese Tennis

When you and a friend hold hands and slap each other in the back of the hand until one of you can't stand it anymore
Bro 1 1: bro, wanna play Chinese Tennis
Bro 2: What's that

Bro 1: *slap*
Chinese Tennis by ravenpajamas535 January 30, 2022
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Chinese tennis

Tennis but you can’t see the ball
Jun: where da ball!?
Mei: I don’t know man where da ball? this is some Chinese tennis shit!
Chinese tennis by Xerts March 5, 2022
when there are 13+ year olds who are attracted to the same gender.
teen 1: hey are you gay?

teen 2: yea i am!
teen 3: oh thats so cool, friends??
teen 4: gay teens are so cool.
gay teens by riley 🕊 March 21, 2022

The Tennis Man 

The tennis man is a guy that has no duck but is replaced with a tennis racket, he roams the Oneida high school tennis courts at 12:00 pm, we will most likely try to take your anal virginity(he mostly fails)
“Bro I had a run in with The Tennis Man, he almost got me”
“Hey that happened to me last Tuesday

Telephone Tennis

When you try to call someone but they miss your call, and they try to call you back, but you miss their call, then these steps repeat multiple times.

Phrase invented by Jack Lindsell
"It seems we are playing telephone tennis, I missed your call and you missed mine!"

roach tennis 

The act of fumigating (bug bombing) your apartment thereby sending your roaches fleeing into the adjacent apartments only to have them fumigate shortly afterwards sending what's left of yours plus theirs back into your place. This process is repeated until someone runs out of money for bug bombs. The first person to do so loses the game and gets stuck with the majority of the roaches.
Johnny had been saving up to buy an entire case of bug bombs and felt certain he could win this months game of roach tennis