Usually middle-aged men and women who have a self-written sci-fi series sitting in their desk drawers that no publishing company gives a shit about. Therefore, giving their students terrible grades helps fill up that depressing hole in their hearts. They also get a boner by thinking about how their perception of the book is far superior to anyone else’s. They typically over-analyze random speech in novels and make you feel like a dumbfuck while doing so. For example, if an author writes “The dog was sad.”, an English teacher would talk about how this is a reference to the revolutionary battle tactics of Napoleon. Meanwhile, the author really meant that the dog was just fucking sad. Despaired. Depressed. Whatever other synonyms. Case closed.
Kiss-ass Kelsie: Ms. Johnson is the best English teacher ever! She really helps emphasize the true need for literature to enrich our otherwise pointless lives.
Reasonable Ricky: Suck a fat one Kelsie and reflect on your life.
Reasonable Ricky: Suck a fat one Kelsie and reflect on your life.
by milayaaa November 28, 2020
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Teacher: Welllllll..... I could be your sugar teacher *takes off pants*
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The most liberal teacher ever. She is the queen of political correctness and will most likely kick you out of her class or give you an office referral if you use gay/homosexual as an insult, but to be honest you probably deserved it. She enjoys overanalyzing anything from The Epic of Gilgamesh to Romeo and Juliet. Some people probably strongly dislike her, but you'll learn to love her once you get past the fact that her quizzes over acts/chapters are insanely hard.
CAITLYN: Hey, how did you do on the Romeo and Juliet Acts 1 and 2 Quiz?
RACHEL: Well I have a female english teacher so of course, I got a 63%.
CAITLYN: Nobody in my entire Pre-AP class got above a 75%, deadass.
RACHEL: Damn, can't wait for my female english teacher to say it's our fault that the entire class failed, not hers.
RACHEL: Well I have a female english teacher so of course, I got a 63%.
CAITLYN: Nobody in my entire Pre-AP class got above a 75%, deadass.
RACHEL: Damn, can't wait for my female english teacher to say it's our fault that the entire class failed, not hers.
by lonleygirl March 12, 2020
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first of all we are the bosses of the class but who are we?
aloosh, moonera , hussain bandr 3bas , ba6 thom so on we are the most popular girls and the prettiest richest horniest stalkiness
WE ALL HAVE FATASSES AND BEBOLES AND WE LOVE BEING BEOBLES
we hate all the teachers especially the art teacher
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The art teacher has fake eyebrows and she try her best to look pretty but she's not she act to be kind but tbh all the grade 5 kids are afraid from her face she look like a skull emoji she always arched back to show her fat ass amd her assline however she smell like a dirty ass her husband married her jus because her fat ass otherwise after he fucked her up and then he divorced her she loves the security man . her makeup is so cakey like bitch uk u are ugly who would ever date you rat ass she her asshole is so streched because her shits always stuck in her asshole and never get out unless if she pull it out .
she went to dentist to whiter her black yellow gross teeth she put lenses on her eyes which doesn't suit her she have no hair she's bold she just got ass hair and she never shave them..
first of all we are the bosses of the class but who are we?
aloosh, moonera , hussain bandr 3bas , ba6 thom so on we are the most popular girls and the prettiest richest horniest stalkiness
WE ALL HAVE FATASSES AND BEBOLES AND WE LOVE BEING BEOBLES
we hate all the teachers especially the art teacher
..
The art teacher has fake eyebrows and she try her best to look pretty but she's not she act to be kind but tbh all the grade 5 kids are afraid from her face she look like a skull emoji she always arched back to show her fat ass amd her assline however she smell like a dirty ass her husband married her jus because her fat ass otherwise after he fucked her up and then he divorced her she loves the security man . her makeup is so cakey like bitch uk u are ugly who would ever date you rat ass she her asshole is so streched because her shits always stuck in her asshole and never get out unless if she pull it out .
she went to dentist to whiter her black yellow gross teeth she put lenses on her eyes which doesn't suit her she have no hair she's bold she just got ass hair and she never shave them..
by fucklife_sadness_broken February 12, 2023
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the Science teacher looks like haunted grandma she's a catfish we found her pic on the google site looking for a job, she put full makeup but never put concealer she looks so creepy when the light's are off her husband married her by force and she tries her best to be emariti and she tries to spell out جي but she never even can to spell it however when she tries to memorize something she says aaaaa ahhh a7777 with her fingers moving and opened mouth very wide her saliva slides and drippes on her t-shirt and she get mad so easily i felt bad for hussain bander 3bas because he accidentally answered wrong question she turned out into a goluom
the Science teacher looks like haunted grandma she's a catfish we found her pic on the google site looking for a job, she put full makeup but never put concealer she looks so creepy when the light's are off her husband married her by force and she tries her best to be emariti and she tries to spell out جي but she never even can to spell it however when she tries to memorize something she says aaaaa ahhh a7777 with her fingers moving and opened mouth very wide her saliva slides and drippes on her t-shirt and she get mad so easily i felt bad for hussain bander 3bas because he accidentally answered wrong question she turned out into a goluom
by fucklife_sadness_broken February 12, 2023
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