Sumerian Piledriver

When a man has explosive diarrhea into a turkey vultures beak/mouth. The turkey vulture is then electrocuted and skull-fucked by a wooly mammoth. afterwards, the wooly mammoth is usually enraged to a point of impossible rage and proceeds to stampede the man and bust a galloon of sperm in his face. This is know as the Sumerian Piledriver

i was watching a wild zoo porno when out of nowhere a wooly mammoth performed a perfect sumerian piledriver.

by Spiderpig77 January 4, 2010

summer shorts

A pair of shorts worn predominantly in summer that expose more of the body than those around the wearer feel comfortable with. Usually finish above the knee and are of a slimmer fit than regular shorts, but can also be baggy and sit mid-way or further down the posterior.

Jaden almost threw up when he saw Jimmy's glorious new pair of summer shorts.

by i live next door to you April 1, 2009

summer sweater.

A person sporting excessive body hair during the summer season.

Johnny loved wearing less during the hotter season but never went out without his summer sweater.

by Cnary August 29, 2009

summer cuffin'

a new breed of cuffin'. having a different man/woman for everyday of the week. starts on the first day of summer or when the regular cuffin' season ends.

shawn: yo summer is comin up and I'm tired of my girl son
jamal: word son that's why I got rid of my girl... I'm getting ready for that summer cuffin'
shawn: I hear that... different girls for everyday of the week

by GossipGurlRo June 23, 2010

Summer WTHDID Syndrome

Summer What The Hell Did I Do Syndrome, when you near the last week of summer vacation and can't understand where all the time went.

Teenager 1: It's August 30th already? Did I do anything at all??

Teenager 2: Dude, you got Summer WTHDID syndrome, pretty common at the end of summer.

by deformedjackrabbit September 1, 2011

Summer Muse

The most perfect, sweet, funny, amazing, and gorgeous girl you could ever meet. She reminds me of a summer vacation; filled with fun, is hot, and especially the best thing ever! Once you meet her, you fall in love instantaneously! You cant get her off your mind and shes the only thing in life any guy could ever ask for. Everything about her is perfect, cute, adorable, and did i mention how perfect she is? The best part of Summer is she relates to me in every way and she understands me. Her smile shines brighter than 9999999999999 suns. Her love is a song and I'm here to sing it. :) Summer Muse is like Summer Music; ready to party, and tons of fun and great to have! :) Youll love her with everything you have, and any guy is the luckiest in the world to have her! Shes my everything and shes my Summer and my sun, i couldnt live without her! <3

My summer is perfect! That means my Summer Muse is perfect and my summer break is perfect because of Summer Muse. :)

by b.delgado10 January 17, 2013

summer scarf

Scarves worn by angsty self proclaimed "fashion industriers" who work in retail when it's literally hotter than hell's sauna room because they're too cool to wear tank tops with the rest of us in Florida.

Person 1: "Aren't you hot? It's like 90 degrees and you're wearing a scarf"
Person 2 "It's a summer scarf"

Person 1 " What does that make you hotter?"
Person 2 "No it's a SUMMER scarf"

Person 1"It looks like its made of wool..."

Person 2 "I'm in the fashion industry! OKAY!?!"

by lmoavhea May 8, 2013