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Piss Bandit

A group of bandits, which piss all over public restrooms, therefor attaining the name “Piss Bandits
I am a Piss Bandit huge W there
by Swampedbandit January 3, 2022
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express piss

When you are in a hurry and you want to piss fast, you start to piss, then flush so that you perfectly time it and you finish pissing at the exact same time the flush swirls down.
It was 8 o'clock and Jacob was late for class, so he express pissed and got the fuck out of there.
by ContinuumTransfunctioner September 19, 2010
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Rhino Piss

American Beer of lower quality. e.g. Miller Lite.

Barely tolerable, but consumed in large quantities at parties for the sole purpose of getting plastered.
Jack "Hey dude, wanna play a game of pong?"
Steve "Yeah, do we have anything good to play with?"
Jack "Nah, all they got is Rhino Piss."
by Mikey-C December 31, 2009
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Piss on mouse

Another way to say "for sure". Comes from the lack of effort it takes to literally urinate on a rodent.
"Hey Sal, you going to the party tonight?"
"Ya man, piss on mouse"
by promethadeine February 29, 2020
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Piss Pleasantries

1. When one sees someone of at least moderate celebrity in the washroom and decides to talk to them. This can range from local newscasters to Hollywood celebrities. Usually one forgets that under normal circumstances they wouldn't pee right beside someone if they didn't have to, or that they could become the reason why the "celebrity" never goes to that place ever again.

2. When one is cornered in the bathroom by someone they don't know or like. These usually happen when one or both participants are inebriated.
Piss Pleasantries are only creepy if you don't know the person or are only vaguely acquainted with the person you are exchanging them with.

1. Fabian sees some guy from the third Terminator movie in the washroom at The Freehouse. Even though he's the only other person in the washroom, he chooses the urinal next to him.
Fabian: "Hey man, how're you liking Regina?"
Guy From Terminator 3: "Hnnnnnngh"

2. Annette: "Hey, what's your favourite color?"
Cheryl: "Get away from me, you drug addled bitch!"
by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad July 2, 2009
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piss wench

A female pirate that refuses to acknowledge that she pisses her self and smells of month old piss and refuse to change her pissed smelling carharts. And also a poor excuse of a pirate
1That piss wench is at it again in her nasty piss smelling carharts that piss wench is not our pirate. 2 that piss wench is drunk and delushional and thinking that she is the captain. When all she is a. A pathethetic piss wench
by Bullwinkle O'Reilly April 4, 2019
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Nose-Piss

When your nose bleeds so much, that it turns into piss.
"Yeah, sorry, can't come over. Got a bad case of nose-piss."
by VolatileLight April 13, 2020
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