United States of America

A country founded as a melting pot which became the most racist shit hole ever to walk the earth. One Hispanic alone will be made fun of by white trash goverment ruling mother fuckers. FUCK AMERICA.

Dude where you moving.
United States of America.
Don't, it's a piece of shit, move to Canada. No ones racist there.
I finally understand.

by A Rebel October 14, 2010

United States Naval Academy

The singular place of education where you can empower the United States Navy to shove a million dollar education up your ass a nickel at a time. The graduates, frequently known as "ringknockers" proudly display their trophy in the most arrogant and assholish fashion possible, peering down their noses at people who were direct commissions or graduated from NROTC units at other universities nationwide. These people go on to lead what tehy consider to be elitist lives and frequently get their asses kicked at squadron parties by many an aviator.

"I graduated from the United States Naval Academy, class of 1998. Where did YOU graduate from?"

by Lieutenant Annapolis Sucks September 15, 2006

AP Statistics

A laughably easy class, most who take it are those too afraid to take calc so yeah, 90% of the class are math-impaired idiots. The purpose of stats is to be a joke class like apes. The tests are taken directly from the internet so enter in a few key words the night before and you already have the answer key. A very large majority of the class cheats on the tests which may be the reason for the incredibly high averages aside from its "difficulty". And plus, there's no homework. The only drawback is that the class does almost no preparation for the AP exam in May so unless you actually treat the class like a real one (which is totally unnecessary for the class itself) you're basically screwed.

Typical AP Statistics conversations:
Student A: OMG that test was so hard! How did you get a perfect score on it?
Student B: It's online...I typed in "chi-squared regression test" on google last night and I found the answer key..."
Student A: sh*t

Student C: I'm wondering if I should take stats instead of calc. How was the class? How did you do on it?
Student D: I got A's both semesters but I got a 2 on the exam...

by Asian Abomination December 30, 2012

united states of whatever

cool song
i love it
horny kind of love is better though

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by meat stupid June 2, 2003

statasap

when you need to get somewhere/do something really fast. a mixture of STAT and ASAP.

I NEED TEN ORDERS OF CHICKEN FILLET STATASAP!

by iiheartkenny24897 May 22, 2009

satiscalm

To make someone stop crying or nagging about something.

"You look like a darn hedgehog, son!"
"Ok, chill. I i'll let yo momma sit on it if that will satiscalm you."

by ZnappHansk June 2, 2009

Satislie

A satislie is a lie you tell someone to satisfy them.

Joe told his wife a satislie about what he was doing after work.

by sneat January 18, 2010