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Inverse Stalking

When one checks LinkedIn to see if a specific individual has stalked them on LinkedIn, an act which in itself can be defined as stalking.
Meg checks LinkedIn to see if Travis has checked out her profile. Meg is Inverse Stalking.
by Inverse Stalker August 27, 2012
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protein shaking

The act of anally assaulting a girl whilst drinking a protein shake, upon completion of drinking the RTD protein shake the male proceeds to place his penis inside the club rats vagina and the protein shake bottle in her gaping butthole.
"dude i protein shaked this girl so hard last night, she wont need her fiber supplement for a week, I fucking love protein shaking!!"
by antony2 August 18, 2014
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SUPER SOAKING

While attempting to "soak" a man strokes the base of his penis because it is too large to fit inside a woman's vagina.
Amy's father walked in on Jerome Super Soaking his wife. Soaking
by FUNKKRUNK January 1, 2015
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Organized Stalking

Fusion Centers are trash and make up terrorist because there aren't any and organize all the trash and do electronic surveillance and monitor you're phone and track you're GPS location and sychronize community mobbing trash to harass you with Zersetzung harassment techniques such as gaslighting, doppelgangers, smear campaigns, flying monkeys, and more.
Intelligence agencies such as the CIA, FBI, NSA use the watchlist for organized stalking and cults such as the KKK, Mormons, Scientology, Freemasons also use organized stalking to terrorize their victims...
by TI Satan May 13, 2023
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Snaking

Sexual term involving two conditions: 1. Only used for break-up sex. 2. Must never be done at your house, only at your girlfriend's or soon to be ex.
Snaking is a form of anal sex. You start out like normal by performing anal sex. You then proceed to ejaculate in her anus. Then let your penis go limp while still in her rectum. Once your penis is limp quickly pull it out and back away. This will cause her anus to convulse and she will shit all over herself and the bed. Hence why you don't do it at your house. This makes the perfect break up sex because she will be so embarrassed that she will never want to talk to you again.
"Last night my girl wanted to break up, so I went to her house and I was snaking her! She hasn't called since!!"
by J. Cash March 13, 2009
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staying cool

When a guy sits on a popsicle (in his butt) while receiving a sexual favor from a female mate.
It was a hot day, ok? "Staying cool" was our only option in the moment. He said "anything but the lime flavor!"
by theknowledgetree April 18, 2014
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Facebook Stalking

When you are bored, getting on Facebook and looking through random peoples Facebook pages, going through their pictures and reading all their statuses.
Friend one: OMG he is soo cute! Plus he has a puppy!

Friend two: Umm how do you know that? You don't even know him...

Friend one: I was Facebook Stalking him last night
by UhHuh12 January 7, 2011
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