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hoboken squat cobbler

A fetish where a man sits in a pie and wiggles around for his partners enjoyment. Crying may be involved (a cry baby squat). Also known as Dutch Apple Ass, Full Moon Pie and Boston Creme Splat. Origin: Bob Odenkirk as 'Jimmy McGill' in "Better Call Saul" (TV Show, 2016) Season 2, Episode 2.
He made videos of himself doing the 'Hoboken Squat Cobbler" for his lover.
by Bazinga_Punk_NJ August 31, 2016
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Diddley squat

A person or persons with little of anything, a tiny bit if not no amount of coin, papa, goods, moral fiber, character, class, education, stamina, cupboards bare as backside, nothing except fresh air.
Jack the lad, are we checkin' what flicks to watch while we are walking right past the cinema? Nah! you ten point tosser, I told yar, I ain't got beans, diddley squat, zilch to go see a movie unless we sneak in.
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Pumpkin squats

The act of taking a shit in the way Andrew Hussie does when there is no bathroom in sight. Commonly done by the small minority of degenerates who follow Andrew's career.
Man, I tried pumpkin squats yesterday and it blew me right away. Because I love the huss, I shat a lot of fuck. That's the word I use for shit, because I swear on every bit! Fuck, fuckity, Streisand fuck!
by Senator Foreskin July 21, 2023
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squat cobbler

The act of sitting on pies while fully clothed or mooning the pie. Usual to the sexual pleaser of fetishers through the internet. Defined on the AMC TV show "Better Call Saul".
Man, you here Paul likes to do squat cobbler videos online? Who sells him those pies?
by darkdragonmc August 28, 2016
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Cum Squat

An insult used by racist Asian people usually used to describe Jack Maher after he says the n word in a xbox party
by Chinese Immigrant Man January 11, 2020
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Fort squat

Fort squat
by Not pro jelqer May 9, 2022
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Squat dabble

I dont like the way you looking at me lets Squat dabble
by Antonarc March 5, 2025
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