South End Springfield, MA 

People with shopping carts full of cans they collected from local trash bins. Random weirdos rolling joints in public places and smoking them while pushing cheap strollers. Knock off counterfeit northface jackets adorn the streets for sale. Methadone clinic is a great place to see all doped up people trying to walk down Mill. Welcome to the jungle baby! Live here we know you're high or in close proximity to someone who is.

Man 1 "You live where?"
Man 2 "South End Springfield, MA"
Man 1 "Any good cans in there"
Man 2 "Look how full my cart is dude!"

South End Springfield, MA by Mohasky September 26, 2012

SpringLock 

Killed a killer LMAØ

William: haha TRÝ MƏ
SpringLocks: N O

SpringLock by Security Puppet July 16, 2021

Springtrap 

The sexiest thing alive and omg so hot

“Springtrap has me creaming rn!”

Springtrap by pareoheartz on tt January 12, 2022

Springfield Missouri 

1 The place with the weirdest weather in the world

OR

2 The place with the worst weathermen in the world

1

Guy 1: "dude i didn't know you could have tornado producing snowstorm"
Guy 2: "welcome to Springfield Missouri, but don't worry, if you don't like the weather wait 15 minutes, it'll change"

2
Weatherman: "We are predicting approximately 10-15 inches of snow"
Springfield resident the next morning: "i've seen coats of dandruff thicker than this"

Springfield Missouri by Vegeta9001 February 10, 2010

Palm Springs Middle

One of the most trash ass schools where they don't teach you shit and all kids do is vape and act all tough. Probably the most dramatic school to ever exist and all girls do is talk shit and date a new kid every week. Most are all hoes who got clout from a family member or bf k bye.

Palm Springs Middle is full of wanna be hood niggas.

Palm Springs Middle by dadecounty hoe January 31, 2019

Springer

A German, Anglo-Saxon and Jewish surname, meaning "knight" in German or "lively person" in Anglo-Saxon. (Szprynger in Polish and Špringer in Slavic languages).

Amazingly to some people, there are other Springers in the world than Jerry (Unfortunatly there aren't that many interesting ones, so I added a few of my own):

Aaron Springer - Animator and occasional director of animated programming.

Chairman Springer - First leader of the Peoples Republic of Springer.

Julius Springer - German Founder of what became Springer Publishing.

Mark Springer - British composer and actor.

Mike Springer - American professional golfer.

Primordial Springer - Ancestor found amongst the primordial soup, having developed into a human before the rest of the soup reached land.

Robert Springer - Astronaut who went to Mars. Okay fine just normal space.

Springy Springer - The ideal Springer, not yet discovered.

T.A. Springer - Dutch mathematician responsible for something really interesting called Springer correspondence.

Yakov Springer - Polish-Israeli weightlifter killed at Munich '72 :(


As you can see, Springer does not mean some slag who wants to be on TV because she shagged eight men in a week. It's also a dog, killer whale and some places in America.

Person - "Wow, I never knew that there were actually people in the world called Springer who aren't Jerry!"

Me - "I know, our superior intelligence and ancestry will surely mean we soon take over the world from our fellow humans."

Person - "What?"

Me - "Nothing."

Springer by GenuineSpringer April 4, 2009

Springtime for Hitler effect 

A seemingly paradoxical situation that occurs when all of the individual components of a movie (acting, dialogue, editing, etc.) are utterly terrible, yet the movie is nevertheless enjoyable. Most often it applies to a movie that while not meant to be a comedy, is nevertheless hilarious to watch.

Named for 'Springtime for Hitler' from the film 'The Producers'.

'Shark Attack 3' belongs on IMDB's worst 100 list, but because of the Springtime for Hitler effect, many people actually enjoy watching it.

Springtime for Hitler effect by German Juggernaut September 1, 2009