Self-soothe

Self-soothe

Verb:
(very much a doing word).

(used with or without noun / object) such as self-soother.

Gender: Predominant female application but technically neutral.

Primary Definitions.

Formal Definition
1. Masturbation primarily for the purposes of mental rather than physical distraction.

New Age Defintion

2. Wanking as a function of wellbeing and mindfulness.

Most Common Defintion

3. Route to female orgasm / physical pleasure where urgency and need for efficiency prohibit the involvement of a needy, fumbling, partner.

1. " He / she / they/ .. have really p7 everyone just f**k off for 10 mins while I self-soothe."

2. There appears to be noone around tonight who I find more attractive then myself. I might as well self-soothe.

3 Shit, life has gone badly wrong, I feel terrible and really shouldnt be thinking about sex but, fuck it, it's popped into my head so I'm going to have to self-soothe.

by Selfsoothe October 22, 2019

Slothosauras

a rawsome person who likes to play Xbox.

Andrew is a slothosauras, he's rawsome and LOVES to play Xbox.

by whatchala!! February 23, 2008

slothian

sloth-ian slōth-ən

1. lazy person: A person that lacks effort or the will to do work and exert oneself.

Root sloth-: lazy.

Sufix -ian: one that is, related to.

2. lazy Ian: When Ian is to lazy to get out of bed or do work that is expected of him.

Example 1.

The slothian's craving will be the death of him, because his hands refuse to work.

by Slothian April 2, 2009

Smooth Bananas

a word to descride something Wicked cool, retardly awesome, or to be use as a word of agreement.

1.) A: Hey L wanna go to the Gord
L: Sounds like smooth bananas to me


2.) B: Dude i totally got L4D last night
L: Smooth Bananas

by ciaobelle April 17, 2009

slothmizzle

it means someone who is lazy and is fast at the same time can also be yoused as a middle name

luke and alex are the slothmizzle

by luke savory February 28, 2009

Sloth knuckle

Male cameltoe. A man who wears his pants pulled up to high, outling his package.

He wears his pants so high you can see his sloth knuckle!

by Lees def April 29, 2010

Sloth me off

Cock sucking for the lazy when both participants are really way too tired to actually engage in any physical act but the female will always do her best to please her man

Adjective (Sloth as in lazy sleepy mammal)

Krystle Sloth me off as I can't be bothered to do anything to you!!
Steve of course I'll slothyouoff now come ere you!!!

by Mr Slothmeoff October 6, 2011