Skunky Beaver Weave

When a woman's pubes are long and sweaty and it creates the appearance of a weave. It has a musky odor.

My girl and i were messing around in the gym. She dropped her panties and my god she had a skunky beaver weave.

by RedSonja July 19, 2015

Skankslap

When you slap a hoe so hard the stank flys off her pussy

John skankslapped Betty so hard you can actually bear going down on her now.

by Illivid November 7, 2015

skunk hole

An uncleaned vagina. Tends to give off a smell of a freshly ran over wood pussy.

I wouldn't go near that skunk hole with your dick.

by pocket dropping May 9, 2016

Skunk daddy

Smelly guy with a large sum of money.

Nellie dated this skunk daddy but then she got a job.

by Emmettt July 3, 2017

skunk punk

The act of making people believe they’re smelling a dead skunk on the road outside, when you in fact farted in the car.

On the way home from Taco Bell, I totally skunk punked my kids into believing there was a dead skunk outside, after ripping one in the car.

by Pete Timmers May 2, 2018

skunking a motherfucker

When you purchase a bottle of pure skunk oil from Amazon, to be used to skunk the fuck out of the inside of the walls of a landlords house who has been fucking with you... on your last day there.

I am going to get the last box and put it in the moving truck and then we are outta here, but first i'm gonna finish "Skunking a motherfucker" so no one ever wants to live here again.

by Stains and Smears March 15, 2018

Skonks

A variation of streaks on Snapchat. Primarily meaning a very sarcastically sexual picture.

Bob: *Sends selfie saying streaks*
Tom: *Sends selfie with a quadruple chin with the caption "Skonks"

by JoeJeff May 16, 2018