A Juan Simon is a very funny guy and a strong guy. Don’t mess with a Juan Simon because he will beat you in a second
by Si mi December 8, 2018
Get the Juan Simonmug. Simon is a nice, handsome and intellectual being, if he ever gets intimate you. He will never let go of an opportunity to "study", though he never wants to help with your homework. He takes his spare time very seriously and let's no one disturb him. He has lots of kinks, and would love to get intimate with paprika.
Person 1: What is that guy gonna do with the paprika?
Person 2: You don't think it's a Simon, do you?
Person 2: You don't think it's a Simon, do you?
by PaprikaEater21XD April 19, 2022
Get the Simonmug. by Schnapples.supremacy September 9, 2021
Get the simons..wifeyymug. ur a simon
by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain February 1, 2024
Get the Simonmug. by Meezicle October 28, 2022
Get the Tom Simonsmug. A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.
by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022
Get the Simon Jonesmug. 