ashlee simpson

(ash-lee simp-sun)noun; adjective; verb
Talentless singer. Slut. Got booed. HAH. Ugly. Wannabe punk. Annoying. Fake.

"0h My FxcKING GAWSH! itZ aSHLEE SIMpSON! She IS sOOO FxCKING raWKIng! OMG!111ONE!22!!!TWO!"

"Please...you're Ashleeing..."

Person one: "Okay, show them your 'Ashlee'"
Person two: 'Okay...um...OMG I dont give a dxmn what people think about me because I am such a rocker and I love rock music because I totally sing it and I so didnt lip sync, my lips were only moving while there was no sound. DURRR."

by Kaza July 16, 2008

jessica simpson

a gorgeous woman with very nice boobs.she has a very hot body and very sexy legs.

jessica simpson is what most woman should look like

by carl911 April 19, 2006

lisa simpson

The only character in "The Simpsons" that takes the fun out of everything that Homer and Bart do. Teamed with Marge, any episode revolving around these two can be dismissed as a waste of time and thus, Matt Groening should be kicked in the face for creating these characters' horrible personalities.

Fan1: Dude! Did you see that episode when Homer had the huge BBQ in his back yard?

Fan2: Isn't that when Lisa became a vegitarian and runied the whole outing?

Fan1: Yeah... Stupid Lisa...

by Someone you think you know June 11, 2006

Bort Simpsoy

This is the name of the Afghanistan version of Bart Simpson.
Bort Simpsoy!
Learn in love it Laff it!!

What is on TV tonight?
The Simpsoys Staring Bort Simpsoy!

Oh Score! We will have many larfs for sure this night!

by Stewart Larkin March 12, 2009

real life simming

The act of controlling someone so extremely that the person's free will is almost nonexistent.

T: "My mom makes me dress the way she wants, eat what she wants, have the friends that she wants, it's awful."
N: "...Your mom's real life simming is getting way out of hand. I'll call CPS for you."

by Titty NipNip December 6, 2011

Simmo

A long haired twat who falls out of bed during sex

oh look it's joe moss... nevermind it's simmo

by elrichards15 October 21, 2011

Ashlee simpson

A girl who thinks she punk. NOT! Pete Wentz can do way better than her!

Person: Ashlee Simpson?
Ashlee: Yes?
Person: Oh, you're the slut I saw.

by ASHLEESUCKSBALLS! February 17, 2008