by Pliers-001 October 8, 2011
Get the Shoe-Wiffer mug.It’s when you put your pair of shoes in the microwave on high setting to make them warm and comfortable; for when you are putting your feet in them.
Guy 1: Bro, yesterday my G, I made some baked shoes man, they were so good bro.
Guy 2: The honest fuck bro?
Guy 2: The honest fuck bro?
by iGrim April 20, 2021
Get the baked shoes mug.When your playing football with your homies and your dawg Marcus throws the ball , hits you in the nuts and it bounces off your $750 brand new pair of white Jordans and leaves a mark.
" Me Marcus and Tyrone were playing football and Marcus threw it to Tyrone but he wasn't paying attention and it slammed his nuts, and bounced off his new pair of J's. He couldn't get up afterward nor can he have kids no more. It was probably the most painful Nuts To Shoe I've ever seen.
by DatShoeManFrom1988 September 1, 2019
Get the Nuts To Shoe mug.Someone who takes the shoe of a female, has her squirt her delectable milk in it, then stores it for later consumption.
So last night this hooker let me do a shoe milker, and that made me bust the hardest nut I've ever had with a woman my own age
by Cocklover95 December 9, 2018
Get the shoe milker mug.by hateeternal1880 November 4, 2008
Get the Green shoes mug.Its when u're skating wiv a loose shoe on. And wen u ollie or try another trick your shoe cums off and u fall off u're board.
by Comrade Coombs August 3, 2005
Get the shoe bail mug.when you empty a bean bag out on a floor, preferibly a corridoor, so all the little polystyrene balls go every were, then you and your mates take one shoe of then take turns curling you shoes up the corridoor to see who getts closest to a cup.
basically like ice curling but with shoes.
ITS NICHE !!!
basically like ice curling but with shoes.
ITS NICHE !!!
The other moring when i was pissed out of my dick, i burnt a hole in a bean bag by acciedent, and i had an apiphany to play curling on my corridoor. i called it SHOE CURLING
by FULLDECK26 March 4, 2011
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