holy shinto

Japanese for "Holy Shit".

Holy Shinto dude! Stop nuking us! We surrender!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

phantom shits

1. when you've had a crap and wipe your arse but the sheet comes back clean, and you wonder if you actually went.

2. a phrase meaning you've had good luck

1. "I was running late but I really needed a shit - luckily it was a phantom, so I made it to work bang on time."

2. A - "Hey, you look happy."
B - "Yeah, I've been having phantom shits all week."

by ~swan August 11, 2005

Shits Me Up the Wall

"Shit (or Shits) me up the wall" is basically another way of saying "Drives me crazy", often used among Australians.

It's assumed to be similar to "Drives me up the wall", although nobody's quite sure what it means exactly. Still; it's commonly used.

The new girls' generation song is catchy but I don't wanna listen to it too much; getting songs stuck in my head shits me up the wall.

by procrastinatoress February 21, 2011

Rippin Shits

This phrase is used to make it known that one has succeeded in one's goal or act. More or less to achieve any type of Ownage involving their opponents or daily obstacles in life.

This term can also be used as a question to clarify if any type of success had taken place.
For ex. Rippin Shits????

Also emphasizing the term describes your achievement level of success.
"Rippin Shits." as opposed to "RRRRIIIPPPPPPIINNN SSHHHIITTTSSSS!" are two different levels of achievement that can be obtained through owning.

Ex.1) ("Rippin Shits" used in a sentence)
Jeff - "Yo kid...I got a B+ on my exam dude.
Bill - "Rippin shits?"
Jeff's reply - "Rippppiiin Shitsss!"

Ex.2) (An example of Rippin Shits)
Bill just demon-cupped some pussy and now he has to do a naked lap! This situation is a Rippppiinnn Shhhitttsss! moment.
(Rippin shits' achievement level is high because a demon cup is a difficult shot to achieve in Beer Pong unless you are Al D.)

by Co-Creator of Rippin Shits June 22, 2009

Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints

1. One of the largest donors to Proposition 8 in California, which effectively stripped same sexed couples of marriage equality. The LDS church explained their position as one protecting children, though unfounded as all mainstream health and psychological institutions share in an opposing position.

Proposition 8 was one of the most visible state propositions of the 2008 election cycle. It's passage was largely credited to he Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints in addition to other conservative groups.

by LA Speedy January 26, 2009

drizzly shits

A bad dose of loose bowels. The trots.

Solange got a case of the drizzly shits this morning.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

Weed Shits

when one smokes weed all night, then the next morning ur shit smells like straight dank ass weed... you gotta spray some spray so ur parents dont think uve been smokin in the bathroom...

After taking a shit, my cousin says to me "Damn cousin, how much were u smokin last night, it smells like straight dank in there," to which I replied "Yeah, cousin, I smoked a shit load, and now i got the weed shits."

by Joelness October 17, 2008