screaming dildos

An alternative way of saying ‘the boy who cried wolf
Man 1: I fucked a well fit girl called Bella last night, made her cum twice and she cooked me breakfast

Man 2: I can’t believe a word you say, you’re always screaming dildos
by benfeather December 31, 2023
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Screaming corn cob

Where someone eats raw or not fully cooked corn, and while passing hurts bad enough to make the person moan/yell or scream.
John sounded like he was passing a screaming corn cob in the living room.
by My5k5ey5 March 08, 2023
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screaming pussy

A really good orgasm to where the pussy is practically screaming.
John was so good in bed last night that i had a screaming pussy.
by RedSoloCupz December 31, 2013
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Dog Scream

The noise emitted from a person when cold water is thrown on the back of a male whose penis has swollen to the point that he is "stuck" inside the sexual partner's anus.
I thought it was called a yelp but my urologist told me it was called a dog scream.
by All Bets Hedged February 08, 2021
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inside-screaming

Noun

Inaudible, long, loud piercing cries expressing extreme emotion or pain that remains inside the head. This is typically employed by equestrians during competitions or practice for mental and emotional relief and good form.
Person 1: You always look so poised and calm when you are on a horse.

Person 2: That's because I only use inside-screaming to avoid spooking the horse.
by That's Grand May 28, 2024
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Scream Pie

A "Scream Pie" is a lewd act, in which one's throat is shafted at an inclined angle. Upon climax a participant will make a deposit in the receiving party's cheek. Lastly, the participant holds the receiving party's head at a donward angle and delivers a firm, but loving slap to the load bearing cheek, thus forcing the deposit to explode from the receiving party's mouth.
No, Becky.... What makes you think you can come meet my family for Thanksgiving? This is not a relationship. I Gave you a Scream Pie one time in the back of a Logan's Roadhouse, but that is ALL this was. Please stop putting your used tampons under my windsheild wipers.
by DirtySam October 29, 2022
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