Rustytrombone

When a women licks shit out of your ass and jers you off from the other side

While Lana was giving me a rustytrombone I jizzed in her hand and shit in her mouth

by Urban Dictionary March 9, 2005

rusty runway

When you dont wipe your ass or chode area

My ass itches i got a rusty runway

by Hyperstrike June 11, 2006

Rusty Beard

When you are eating a chick and she shits on your face.

Dude, i was having fun with this chick last night and she gave me a rusty beard.

by Cory Mohr January 2, 2009

Rusty Kiss

When you have a case of diarrhea and you press your asshole on a chicks face and fart causing a little brown spot to remain on her cheek from the exhaust.

Last night I had some bad Indian food. I ended up giving my girlfriend a rusty kiss.

by SavageSlayer October 9, 2009

Rusty Plunger

This is where the man performs oral sex with the woman's anus while inserting his fist into her vagina.
This is the female version of the Rusty Trombone.

Last night while fisting my girlfirend from behind and with her ass in my face I decided what a perfect opportunity to perform a Rusty Plunger.

by College Puke November 14, 2009

Rusty Steamwhistle

A girl with diarrhea that's getting fucked in the ass then has a massive explosion that escapes under pressure around your dick.

Dude I was poundin your mom's ass when she let out a rusty steamwhistle and shouted "Quittin' Time Son!"

by Rusty Posse December 29, 2010

rusty hook-splash

A sexual move
The act of performing vaginal intercourse with a girl while she's on her period, then putting the bloody penis inside of her anus and pulling it to the side until it pops out flinging blood and feces out.

That asshole was fucking with my posse so I gave his sister a rusty hook-splash in his car.

by The Butt Boss Bandit December 3, 2011